Filed under: Real-Life Hilarity
Nisreen Swedberg and Sarah Williams, both 18, claim they were kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight recently for being too pretty. Yes, that’s one of them above.
They huffed that the flight crew at Tampa’s international airport was rude to them from the get-go, so you know what that means: those flight attendants are jealous haters! Because no way would they be rude otherwise.
The girls asked a flight attendant for a bottle of water and were refused. Jealous haters. Then, the girls got into a screaming match with another passenger when he took too long in the bathroom — but the girls claim THEY were the only ones who were questioned about the incident. Yup… we all know why. Poor girls. Can’t they throw a dude out of a lavatory without being judged for their good looks?
Swedberg said four uniformed officers met them as soon as the plane landed, escorted them off in front of everyone and questioned them outside.
“I think they were just discriminating against us because we were young, decent-looking girls. I mean, no one else on the plane looked like us, except us.”
No one looked like them, except them. Beauty AND brains! No wonder those flight attendants were bitten by the green-eyed monster. And as if you needed further proof:
“[The flight attendants] were, like, older ladies. We were younger. Who knows, they could have been just jealous of us because we were younger.”
After being questioned, the girls were released and no charges were filed. But, following in the footsteps of fellow human rights pioneers such as Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks and Gandhi, Swedberg and Williams will continue to fight injustice against the pretty (pretty delusional, that is) — one, like, older flight attendant at a time.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 26, 2008
At 11:49 am june leaf said:
wow, dumb.
February 26, 2008
At 12:02 pm Michelle said:
I am pretty sure that they were snotty little bitches to the crew, that is why they didn’t get a bottle of water. How shallow are you to even go on T.V. and say, “You know, like, we are just to pretty to fly.” I am baffled, this is so stupid.
February 26, 2008
At 12:04 pm Michelle said:
Oh yeah, someone should tell her she has a fat face…
February 26, 2008
At 12:52 pm jenn said:
They and their parents should be proud - beauty and brains - ha ha. I am sure that bloggers around the world are making life miserable for these two dumb asses.
February 26, 2008
At 1:06 pm Aine said:
huh…for a second i thought that was a picture of Penelope-you know, the pig nosed girl that christina ricci plays in that upcoming movie. then i scrolled down.
yeah…REAL pretty.
February 26, 2008
At 1:16 pm Alison said:
Lordy. They speak volumes about my generation. And why do they always have to be from my hometown???
February 26, 2008
At 1:20 pm Demon kitty said:
Holy shit 14, this is impressive as fuck!!!!!
In regards to this post, isn’t it amazing how people can have no motherfucking idea how the world views them?
February 26, 2008
At 7:49 pm Dr. L said:
Jusr roo f%cked up to say, Cannot you get-a-cue?
February 26, 2008
At 8:44 pm CPTWilly said:
Beauty like that will DEFINITELY get you kicked off the plane. If some one like that came to my business, I would kick them out.
The real problem is that no one on the plane had drunk enough to see how beautiful they are.
February 26, 2008
At 9:11 pm Jenn F. said:
Maybe she got kicked off for having a big nasty thing growing on her chin. Maybe the guy in the bathroom started screaming when he came out because that big foundation-caked pimple was staring right at him.
February 26, 2008
At 4:51 am Bee Hind said:
Dawn Davenport: “I’d like to set fire to this dump!”
Concetta: “Just ’cause we’re pretty everybody’s jealous!”
February 27, 2008
At 4:54 am Jane said:
HAve they actually looked in a mirror? This is the generation of that walking disease Paris Hilton and the other like-minded twats that think the world revolves around them. Such a lonely place to be. Assholes.
February 27, 2008
At 5:07 am Thorne Smith said:
Wow…Posh has really let herself go. And to quote Uncle Buck: “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”
February 27, 2008
At 9:54 am Demon kitty said:
Thorne Smith that was one of the most fucking funniest things anyone has ever said!!
I loved it when CNN took the camera and slowly, oh so slowly, let it travel from her toes up to her face. Unfortunately, i think the irony will be forever lost on these stupid bitches.
February 27, 2008
At 10:39 am sushibananas said:
I’m so jealous of them, too! I wish I could be as “pretty” as them and act so stupid that i get kicked off/escorted off a plane! Wow! Like, totally, cool!
February 27, 2008
At 2:19 pm Missy Fussy said:
As an “older lady” in my 30s, I would gladly send her the money required to have that growth removed from her face. Or atleast a set of tweezers to pluck out the long, black hairs.
February 28, 2008
At 8:47 pm Peta said:
*groan*
Vapid and vain much?
February 29, 2008