Water Cooler Fodder

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A slew of fun Oscar categories you didn’t see on TV, including “Most Creative Use of an Oscar.” Somewhere, Charlize Theron is clutching her statuette and saying, “I’ll smoke to that.” [Best Week Ever]

Paris Hilton gets a reality show where she chooses a new best friend. I smell an Emmy…! Oh wait, no, that’s the scent of bullsh*t. My mistake. [Dlisted]

Gwen Stefani takes Kingston out for Mexican food in West Hollywood. In related news, Britney expresses interest in being adopted by Gwen. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

DUI rehab director arrested for DUI. Which explains the high rate of rehabilitative success in Hollywood. [POTP]

Matt Damon find$ a rea$on to $hoot another Bourne $equel. [Perez]

Jimmy Kimmel is f*cking Ben Affleck. As if we didn’t already know that. [popbytes]

Guess the erased head! My money’s on Andy Dick. [Celebrity Dirt]

Look up “subtlety” in the dictionary, and you will surely see this picture of CoCo . [Celebrity Smack]


Posted by Candy ♦ February 25, 2008

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2 Responses to “Water Cooler Fodder”

  1. Michelle

    has anyone else noticed that since Paris has started seeing Benji (isn’t that a dogs name?) from the band Charlotte’s Web, that she’s been looking a little more “rock-n-roll” latley? What a poseur. Now it just looks like she is trying to copy her BFF Nicole.

  2. i love that kiera knightley rendition. she almost looks like the female marc anthony/skeletor. they both have that look in their eye like if you stick out your hand they might bite it off.

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