Filed under: Brangelina, Fight, Fight, Fight!, Jennifer Aniston
Last night’s Oscar ceremony was as exciting as watching Paris Hilton staring at a box that says “orange juice concentrate,” explaining why, sadly, the biggest celebrity news to emerge from this weekend is the non-showdown between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston.
The two ladies, whose years-long “rivalry” continues to be lucrative tabloid fodder, were slated to appear at the same Warner’s pre-Oscars bash on Saturday.
Woo-hoo! Fight, fight, fight! Or… not.
Unfortunately for those hoping for some hair-pulling, and for those men hoping for some naked Jell-O wrestling, the confrontation never came to pass because Angelina bailed at the last minute. While Jen did attend the par-tay for an hour, Angie and Brad instead opted for the Independent Spirit Awards, where Ang showed off her baby bump for the first time.
How lovely and civil for them. And anti-climactic for us. It’s all about US, don’t they know?
Oh, well. Circus Hour sources say after the low-key affair, Brad went to straight to work already dressed for his new film, The Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 3.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 25, 2008
At 11:52 am Faylinn said:
I may be alone on this, but I’m pretty much over this “feud” between Angelina and Jennifer. It’s been over 2 years and I’m sure they both moved on.
That said, this would have made the Oscars so much fun. Thank God Gary Busey pulled that stunt on the red carpet.
February 25, 2008
At 12:02 pm Michelle said:
Is anyone wlse getting sick of baby bumps (mind you it is in my reality as well as the celebreality)?
In my opinion, I don’t think Jen gives two shits about Brad or Angelina. What-ev, tell me, who wants to be strapped down by that many kids anyway?
Team JEN!
P.S.
What happened to the crazy, Gia/Lisa role/ blood carrying in a vile, doin it in a limo on the way to the awards show Ange?
P.S.S.
I’m sorry, had some bad expiriances with chicks who are preggers, just venting…
February 25, 2008
At 12:18 pm dv8trix said:
Faylinn, you are NOT alone…I think most people are over it…I’m sure it can’t even continue to sell tabloids at this point!
That’s all I’ve got; still trying to recover from the Dr Fellatio comment…
*gasps for air*
February 25, 2008
At 12:34 pm midevil said:
Long Live Ron Jeremy!
February 25, 2008
At 1:50 pm Eva said:
Tomkat and Brangelina are the worst couples in hollywood history, They’re both equally annoying and I wish they’d just go away.
Is that so much to ask?
February 25, 2008
At 2:01 pm martini lover said:
it was lose/lose for angelina. she’d look like a bitch for rubbing her baby bump in jen’s face and look fat compared to her. smart move staying away.
February 25, 2008
At 2:51 pm javelin said:
Dr. fellacio, hahahahaha. Candy, you are spot on. and yes, I am sick of baby bumps and all the hoopla that goes with them. babies are pretty boring if you ask me.
All this civility and crap between Brangelina and Jen is making me cranky. Can’t someone secretly invite them to the same surprise party or something?
February 25, 2008
At 2:59 pm michal she said:
Angelina and Tom need to get together. They deserve eachother.
February 25, 2008
At 3:02 pm michal she said:
And I’m freakin sick of seeing Brangelina and baby bumps too. That was so 5 years ago.
February 25, 2008
At 5:20 pm bluehawaii said:
OMG! Can’t stop laughing at the movie reference. Poor dude. He DOES look like he’s taken a walk on the wild side.
February 25, 2008
At 5:23 pm bluehawaii said:
If you get my drift…
February 25, 2008
At 5:33 pm Jenn F. said:
Oh, the whole “triangle” business is so ridiculous at this point. You know Jen’s laughing her ass off at Brad’s 70’s porn look.
Pregnant is a good way for Angelina to be… at least she’s got some meat on her bones. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… I’ve seen better legs sticking out of a nest. How is it that Ms. Rebellious has fallen for the Hollywood stick-figure chic?
February 25, 2008
At 6:23 pm bluehawaii said:
Brad, baby, looks like a GAY porn star. (Not that there’s anything wrong w/it.) My psych friends just can’t figure his attraction to a bisexual woman. Unless of course, he feels excited around……..whatever.
forget i said anything….
February 25, 2008
At 8:14 pm Thorne Smith said:
Seriously — what’s with Brad’s “Stallions of Polyester” look? Is he researching a role? Is he driving a taxi now to pay for yet another third world abduction? That whole look is mind blowing in its sheer awfulness. If he really wants to do the 70’s heyday thing, he should show up at the next gala event in a lime green leisure suit, with Angelina in tow in a purple and orange mumu. Only then will I be convinced he’s committed to the look.
February 25, 2008
At 8:40 pm bluehawaii said:
Brad’s not committed to anything….
ahahahahahahaaa.
February 25, 2008
At 5:06 am Miss Mezza said:
Hahaha, Michal She, Tom and Ange, what a match-up, you are sooooooooooo right.
I just find Brange very, very boring. And sanctimonious, as they piously go hassle out the third world with that ever-increasing carbon footprint of theirs.
Yeah and you’re not alone being over baby bumps. Lots of people are, just ask Xtina how the mag sales are going hahahaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
By the way, why do people have kids, exactly? I truly don’t get it. I think the human condition is shit, the world is going down the tubes and why anyone would want to drag anyone else into it is completely beyond me. Besides which, ‘Parenthood’ looks a helluva lot like ’slavery’ as far as i can see….(and yeah Michelle, i’m not that crazy about preggers chics either)
February 26, 2008
At 7:57 am MMB said:
They both look like wax figures, no? The make-up? The hair? The dead eyes?
February 26, 2008
At 5:47 am michal she said:
MMB- Is that St. Peter’s? And yes especially Angie, she looks wax.
February 27, 2008
At 10:28 am Demon kitty said:
Yeah everybody, I AM SICK OF THIS PREGNANCY PORN SHIT TOO!!!!!!! It all goes back to that Eugenics, cinderella, Betty Crocker, “go ye forth and populate” bullshit that is Hollywood and fucking America and Deutschland!! Bradgelina cash in on that crap every fucking day!!!
According to Ted Casablance at Eonline, Angelina is going to dump Brad and go back to her blood vial wearing Billy Bob Thorton ways. I just can’t get over how she has so much of the public wrapped around her finger. People run screaming to her defense. It is just as bad as discussing politics. I have devoted too much time to them already.
But, I have a rule: anyone who likes Angelina is someone to stay away from. I have learned that these people are my natural enemies in the animal kingdom.
February 27, 2008
At 12:14 pm MMB said:
It’s not saint Peter’s…it is the Montgomery County Court House in Montgomery County PA…i work there. It is a long story about the hearts, etc. I have been on scandal blogs of my own–small time, but hey. I’ll have to tell that story sometime i guess!
February 27, 2008
At 5:13 pm Miss Mezza said:
Go Demon Kitty!!
Not that i give a toss about Ange, but I don’t see her going back to the far-more-interesting days of blood vials. She’s had a total charisma bypass and it ain’t reversible.
I would love to see Ange dump Brad, tho. Who could we match Jen up with to really stick it up ‘em? Clooney’s the obvious choice, but i guess that won’t work coz he’s madly in love with Candy.
i love that pic of Jen, incidentally. It soooo looks like the bag is gonna hit the floor and she’s about to stomp over and give SOMEONE — ANYONE! — a good belting.
February 27, 2008