Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion
1) Ryan Seacrest can forget about getting a baby announcement from Jessica Alba. (RYAN: Are you going to breastfeed? JESSICA: *Death stare*)
2) George Clooney must have knocked his head and gotten amnesia when he had that motorcycle accident, which explains why he’s forgotten about our love affair and moved on with this chicky.
3) Jane Russell is still alive. And making good use of her Sharpie.
4) There is now a worldwide shortage of red taffeta.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 24, 2008
At 9:05 pm michal she said:
I’m gonna win that red dress Heidi Klum wore on the red carpet. And then have silent heart attack from the excitement.
February 24, 2008
At 9:07 pm martini lover said:
it was nice of george to bring his daughter to the oscars with him.
February 24, 2008
At 1:55 am Dr. L said:
Really! That is a youngish woman for George. He needs a nice, thirty something, peak-of-her-sexuality, blonde. WAIT! Candy! He needs YOU!
February 25, 2008
At 1:56 am Dr. L said:
Trust me; I’m a Doctor.
February 25, 2008
At 4:41 am Buzzkut said:
Heidi clashes and overwhelms everything including Seal, and diminishes herself to a tiny head. The big ol cloth heap that swallowed all the air and interest around her. The dress looks to be a roughly thrown together design and surely hard to be comfortable in with all the loose, sloppy dangle and apt to be wrongly wrinkled parts that she has to constantly steer, adjust and rearrange to a pretty pose niceness.
February 25, 2008
At 8:29 am MMB said:
she’s 28. he’s 46. I stick up for them only because I am 28, and my boyfriend is 48. It can be a good match! also, dude…she was cocktail waitressing in Vegas a year ago, now she was front row center at the Oscars…what a trip!
February 25, 2008
At 9:15 am Jenn F. said:
Did Ryan Seacrest really ask that question to Jessica Alba? I missed that. I only caught part of the red carpet, and part of the show later. Not the most tasteful choice of questions for him to ask.
Candy, he hasn’t moved on. She’s just a decoy so that he can keep his real relationship private.
February 25, 2008
At 11:01 am Indian, Please! said:
Was it just me or were most of Ryan’s “You look fabulous” comments directed at men? I am pretty sure he mentioned how great Clooney looked more than once. (Right, Candy?) And the breastfeeding dialogue was so awkward! Just like a fagela. Oh Ryan… we don’t need another Clay Aiken. For the love of Parvati, just come out alredy. The worst that will happen is that you will have to endure an “I told you so” from Simon Cowell.
February 25, 2008
At 11:41 am Faylinn said:
I understand Candy, the same must’ve happened to Javier.
/totally ignoring the fact he’s dating Penelope Cruz
February 25, 2008
At 12:25 pm dv8trix said:
Didn’t hear anything Seacrest said…my gaydar was set off the moment he appeared!
Faylinn, say it ISN’T SO!!!!
*clutching region where heart should be*
February 25, 2008
At 12:33 pm Laura said:
I still don’t understand WHY Miley was invited and got to present. She doesn’t DO anything but star in some crappy Disney Channel show.
February 25, 2008
At 6:14 pm DeAnna said:
I’m sorry to announce this however the body langauge btween george and his niece/girlfriend/small cousin does not come across a romance or even i like you a little bit. watching these two sit in the crowd was almost painful and i felt for the this sara character. i just wish george and his assistants would try a little harder when finding a girl/child for him to parade around during this time of year that could at least pretend to try to fool some of us. that’s all i’m saying.
February 25, 2008
At 7:33 am EVA said:
Heidi Klum needs to go away! ASAP! She is a typical blond (no unique look there) and has no talent.
I don’t get the attraction!? Being annoying, is that it?
February 26, 2008