Filed under: Celebrities, Crazy Clowns, Deep Thoughts
“Why is this crazy bitch screaming at me like a gay at a Barneys warehouse sale?”
Posted by Candy ♦ February 24, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ February 24, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 12:47 am martini lover said:
i could hear him saying that. hilarious.
February 25, 2008
At 1:52 am Dr. L said:
At least she’s not wearing her jammies. Love her sexy decolletage.
February 25, 2008
At 3:52 am jenn said:
He’s thinking ‘gotta call Candy and tell her what Sharon’s breath really smells like.’
February 25, 2008
At 4:33 am Buzzkut said:
Ellen and girlfriend look ghastly.. Elton is fearful of wire hangers and unwisely sought Sharon as a shield from Faye.
February 25, 2008
At 9:10 am Jenn F. said:
You can tell from the direction of Elton’s eyes where he’d rather be… elsewhere.
February 25, 2008
At 5:50 am michal she said:
So, who wears the pants in Ellen and Portia’s relationship?
February 27, 2008
At 10:36 am Demon kitty said:
That was fucking brilliant Candy. I imagine that Sharon’s breath probably smells like stale cigarette smoke and expensive scotch with bile.
I can’t stand Ellen, but this is the first time I like her outfit - EVER. I am convinced that de Rossi is banging her for publicity. There is nothing attractive about God of all lezzies and dykes.
February 27, 2008