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[Click here for original illustrationby 14]
The Jolie-Pitts having some family fun in the snow. That’s right — Stars: just like us! Only richer, with multiple mansions and in possession of George Clooney’s phone number. Yup, we’re practically kindred spirits. [PopSugar]
Jessica Alba reportedly pregnant with twins. Sure seems to be going around in Hollywood — fingers crossed I don’t catch it! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jessica Simpson is quite the popular movie star in the Ukraine. In related news, vodka is quite the popular drink in the Ukraine. [Celebrity Dirt]
Bartender who served at Ashton Kutcher’s 30th b-day party had Hepatitis A. The birthday gift that keeps on giving — to everyone. [Dlisted]
What’s the dumbest thing you ever did to lose weight? Hmmmm… does last year’s Shingles diet count? [Jezebel]
Amy Winehouse performing at the Brit Awards. Wow, rehab must have more breaks than condoms in Hollywood! [popbytes]
Shia LaBeouf posing like an elf in his underwear. That’s the weirdest thing I’ve written since… Shia LaBeouf arrested at Walgreen’s. [POTP]
Reese Witherspoon and Christina Ricci at the premiere of Penelope, a modern romantic tale about a young aristocratic heiress… jysfhsasdsjkfy. Sorry, they lost me at “a.” [CS]
The worst thing to ever air on daytime television? As a former soap opera writer who once made a character come back from the dead at the hands of Saudi prince, I know that’s a bold question, indeed. [Best Week Ever]
Posted by Candy ♦ February 22, 2008
At 4:11 am Faylinn said:
I’m actually surprised she didn’t smother they guy with her ass or stomach. Wait, I’m sure she has.
February 22, 2008
At 5:07 am Puppet said:
CRAZY! It was just two days ago that I was wondering when 14 would be adding a couple more “cholsters” (child holsters…yeah, I know) to her “Angelina Jolie Hands-free Multiple Child Carrier”!
How about a head piece like a beer hat: One of Brad’s “caps” with a bucket on each side (maybe w/ roller coaster safety bars) for the new addition(s). YES!
Alright, Puppet needs a nap now.
February 22, 2008
At 6:18 am Moonlight Dancer said:
What a great illustration! Maybe a cholster for her lips.
February 22, 2008
At 10:16 am PoorBritney.com said:
She needs to add another holster for Brad. Soon, we’ll see Angie carrying him around too. If she ever reunites with her dad, add another holster.
February 22, 2008
At 11:20 pm Laurita said:
so….this is kinda annoying, but as a Ukranian-American, I need to point out that it’s now “Ukraine” not “the Ukraine” b/c we are now our verrry own country and not part of Ruskiland.
thanks, editor!
February 22, 2008
At 11:23 pm Laurita said:
ps: haha, moonlight dancer–like the new word “cholster”–
February 22, 2008