Filed under: Babies, Jennifer Lopez, Pop Quizzes
Congratulations to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, who welcomed twins on Thursday — a baby boy and baby girl. Awwww. Precious.
In honor of J.Lo finally popping out her kids, we thought we would pop a quiz on YOU.
The question: For Jennifer, the best part of having her babies is:
1) Cha-ching! Hello, $6-million deal with People! (Eat your $1.5 million heart out, Xtina.);
2) Finally having a captive audience for Gigli;
3) Her ass will no longer be jealous of her stomach getting all the attention;
4) Re-claiming all of her Jimmy Choos from Marc’s closet;
5) Wait, what was the question again? I’m trying to figure out whether Preggers Bank accepts travelers cheques;
6) None of the above. It’s ______________________.
Posted by 14 and Candy ♦ February 22, 2008
At 12:28 am dv8trix said:
6)None of the above. Soon, she won’t have to hold up her boobs with that belt!
February 22, 2008
At 1:37 am stell said:
7) All of the above!
February 22, 2008
At 1:46 am Shelly said:
ERRGH! I had hoped she’d be in hiding much longer. Now she’ll make another damn album the topic: motherhood..
Who the hell are her fans anyway?
Furiers and photographers. Her perfume smells like poo.
February 22, 2008
At 2:48 am Bee Hind said:
6. ….working out with her personal trainers as we speak,
and subsiding on a 500 calorie a day diet,
so when she’s interviewed post pregnancy
she can pretend the baby weight just fell off in the delivery room.
BTW-Love the Preggers Bank!
February 22, 2008
At 3:03 am Mette said:
Yes, I think the same as you Bee Hind - just giving the babies over to the nannies… awwww how sweet
February 22, 2008
At 4:04 am Jenn said:
The pregnancy bank is spot on 14. Very clever.
I too am waiting for the motherhood is the most important thing she has ever done stuff to spew out of her mouth. Motherhood is important and it has its’ wonderful moments. Handing babies off to an army of nannies is not motherhood - that is procreation. Wiping butts,rocking them to sleep,staying up with fussy babies, feeding them, is for starters(wait until the teenage years) what makes one a parent.
February 22, 2008
At 4:38 am Bee Hind said:
Exactly Mette & Jenn!
You don’t get your Girl Scout Motherhood badge
until you’ve given your child an enema.
(It’s true.)
February 22, 2008
At 4:44 am Jane said:
I am sure she will play this whole ‘mother’ thing
out for as much cash as she can. Expect an infant line of clothing, jewelry, fur-lined strollers…anything over the top and tacky, it will surely have her name on it. I have never been an admirer of her talent(??), she will always be one of the fly-girls from ‘In Living Color” back in the ninties.
February 22, 2008
At 4:50 am Vern said:
Ouch Bee Hind!
Is that how you got your name?
February 22, 2008
At 5:05 am kathleen said:
#6 - - now she won’t have to try to get impregnated by a corpse again!
February 22, 2008
At 5:11 am Julie said:
Beehind, she’s probably getting her tummy tuck done right now and then she’ll start in with the trainers. Ha!!
February 22, 2008
At 5:13 am mellen said:
5.
It’s criminal that the photos go for that much-
February 22, 2008
At 5:22 am midevil said:
Whoa… but I suppose when you score your first million you need a hundred more. Fantastic presentation, 14!
February 22, 2008
At 7:18 am Bee Hind said:
Vern,
Nah, I got the name Bee Hind because I’m kind of an ass!
February 22, 2008
At 7:37 am Puppet said:
Mellen: I’m with you. These people just aren’t worth the money. How do we shut this crap down? I already avoid buying the mags and we know very few are going to her movies…wait, her records have sold a bit. Right?
We all know we’ll see the babies eventually so what’s with the money these mags are dishing out?! Will seeing her babies make our lives better? It’s all just so ridiculous. Everyone can go suck it. Puppet is not happy with this shite. Not. At. All.
** LOVE the depiction 14! **
February 22, 2008
At 7:38 am Faylinn said:
1.) She got pregnant for the money. As if she would take care of them herself; that’s what nannies are for!
February 22, 2008
At 7:40 am Puppet said:
One more thing, $6 mil could feed, clothe and shelter hundreds of millions of puppets! PRIORITIES PEOPLE! PRIORITIES!
February 22, 2008
At 7:43 am Puppet said:
I lied, one more thing to say: These people are going to drive this puppet to drink…heavily…starting with some Bailey’s in my coffee.
And now I have confessed my issue. Shall I change my name to Drunken Puppet?
February 22, 2008
At 7:53 am Faylinn said:
Puppet: Mmm, Bailey’s. Damn, now I want some amaretto (or Bailey’s) wth ice cream.
February 22, 2008
At 7:53 am Jenn F. said:
6. ~ The two of them can tag-team Violet Affleck in the playground.
February 22, 2008
At 7:55 am midevil said:
Any booze right now, really.
February 22, 2008
At 9:58 am Vern said:
Good Bee Hind!!!
I actually love the name because it lends itself to all sorts of these double entendres!
I don’t think you are an ass,(unless you mean WISEass) you just run with a rough crowd!
February 22, 2008
At 10:21 am Puppet said:
Well, Faylinn, I think you’ve just decided tonight’s dessert! Fabulous!
And Midevil, any booze right now is right. I already got my workout in so I won’t be feeling any guilt.
February 22, 2008
At 11:19 am its brittany bitch said:
LMAO!!! nice job 14.
February 22, 2008
At 2:12 pm Joan Durtz said:
I would pay 6 Mil to see twin zombie babies!
February 22, 2008
At 12:36 am Viper Tetsu said:
Joan, I’ll see your 6 mil, and raise you another 6 mil to see the little undead nippers feast on mom, dad, and hospital staff after delivery.
February 23, 2008
At 12:42 am Viper Tetsu said:
Oops. So HYP-mo-tized by the Spawn-of-Marc-Anthony-zombie mental imagery that I forgot to mention how sublime this is. Once again, your mad Photoshop skills smite all comers.
February 23, 2008
At 10:03 am It’s British Bitch said:
Hey, there are other more important twins, like on this site: shout out to IT’S BRITTANY BITCH. Nice gravatar as well! Your “twin” British Bitch
OMG that is a brilliant image. It’s up to JLo to take up the Xtina “tango-Tan” and sheet-rock make-up challenge at this point. I think she’s up to it. I am waiting for the shots: she’ll have 20-inch hoop earrings, 25 lb of make-up and will probably wear one of her many horrid furs. After all she doesn’t even know that babies often sick up a bit of thin, grey stuff on your shoulder when you are burping them after a feeding. That’s the nanny’s job. I hope both twins puke on her fur.
February 23, 2008
At 10:36 am Indian, Please! said:
6) None of the above. It’s she can finally get back to production on the much anticipated “Monster-in-Law 2″. Damn…girl sure can pick ‘em…
February 25, 2008