Filed under: Featured, Freak Show Posters, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
Poor Paris, when will the unforgiving public start noticing her vast talent, her selfless contributions to society, her important brand status of “like, a businesswoman”….anything other than the fact she has huge hands, hypertrophied feet, a low dull hum of a personality, an oddly shaped behind (and we all know every unfortunate inch of her intimate parts thanks to the Internet) and her charming little wonk eye? She’s a brand, folks. Don’t you understand? She’s one of America’s most recognizable exports! We should be proud of our national treasure, our American princess, our box office Goliath. Please, take a moment to pause and reflect how important Paris Hilton is to our national identity, our human evolution, our very livelihood. Medium: Gouache on paper, photoshop.
Posted by 14 ♦ February 21, 2008
At 12:39 am PoorBritney.com said:
They’re not big enough!
February 21, 2008
At 12:43 am Jenn F. said:
I like the omnipresent Crabby peeking in the bottom right corner.
February 21, 2008
At 1:19 am Vern said:
I had thought that sound was those big-ass, killer bees that are heading our way. Now I know it’s the “low dull hum” of Parasite’s “personality.”
Thanks for clarifying that for me!
February 21, 2008
At 2:04 am javelin said:
we’re all proud of Paris now that she’s thinking at a third grade level.
February 21, 2008
At 2:14 am Faylinn said:
This is Paris’s true calling. Either that or porn.
February 21, 2008
At 4:17 am kathleen said:
spot on rendition.
February 21, 2008
At 8:00 am Lou said:
I laughed my head off at this… but come on its an insult to my familys surname by associating the ‘Gigante’ with Paris Hilton!!!
Thats right i truly am a Gigante though thank god i have no resemblance to this vile woman!!!!!
Great pic by the way!
February 21, 2008
At 12:42 pm Jane said:
Being a walking disease and a vapid moron is a National Treasure??
Um, no. I wonder if we could trade her for someone else from another country? Okay, forget the trade, would any other country just take her??
Fab picture 14, as always, you have captured the true essence of this twat.
February 21, 2008
At 4:51 pm Puppet said:
Spitting image 14. Spot on.
February 21, 2008
At 4:53 pm Puppet said:
By the way, did I mention I’m a finger puppet? I’m just sayin’.
February 21, 2008
At 6:27 pm Elspeth said:
Like the character from ‘even cowgirls get the blues” - Uma saves the day with her giant thumbs!
February 21, 2008
At 1:37 am DeAnna said:
she is so fabulosity!! hey jenn f.
February 22, 2008
At 1:54 am Elizebeth said:
I bet she has all of these hanging in her house somewhere, she loves herself so much.
February 22, 2008
At 2:02 am Knox said:
As funny and scary as ever 14 … And you captured her bone structure PERFECTLY.
I am loving Circus Hour!
Congratulations to both of you.
February 22, 2008
At 7:26 am 14 said:
thanks! I really regret not making her hands BIGGER.
February 22, 2008
At 3:19 pm michal she said:
Your Paris has evolved into something so Absurd, I love this one. The vasculature needed to feed her hands would explain the lack of blood getting to her brain.
February 25, 2008
At 10:44 am Demon kitty said:
I have never seen such big ass hands and feet on a human. She’s like one of those dough dolls - Stretch Armstrog.
February 27, 2008
At 8:30 am kittypoodinky said:
I wish I understood why people still fap to her.
February 28, 2008