Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Because Lindsay Lohan’s parents can’t take a piss without issuing a press release about it — “DINA LOHAN TESTS ASPARAGUS THEORY! — Michael Lohan, of course, felt compelled to talk to Us Weekly about Lindsay’s recent topless pictures.
Papa Lohan approves of his daughter’s decision to recreate the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot known as “The Last Sitting” for New York magazine, saying that, “Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career.” [Ed. note: Yeah, porn!] “It’s her decision. The fact that the photographer who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them … that’s an amazing thing.”
However, Michael claims he’s not going to sneak a peek at his daughter’s freckled funbags: “I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!”
In response, Papa Joe shrugged, “Your loss.”
Posted by Candy ♦ February 21, 2008
At 2:39 am Faylinn said:
I’m still shocked that of all the actresses and models out there, the photographer chose LiLo.
February 21, 2008
At 3:00 am Vern said:
Did LiLo ever do anything to piss off the $cientologists?
February 21, 2008
At 3:03 am midevil said:
I agree, Faylinn. Why on earth Lilo and not Scarlett what’s-her-name or hell, Amy Wino, really.
February 21, 2008
At 3:05 am javelin said:
riiight. A week from now he’ll be selling ‘autographed’ copies in front of his house. if he has a house.
February 21, 2008
At 3:16 am Darlene said:
Yes, truly unbelievable that Bert Stern chose LiLo. What was he thinking?! As far as looks go, ScarJo would have been a good choice. Even Britney would have been a million times better than Linds. Oh well. BTW, love the last line of this post. Hilarioius. And Faylinn, LOVE your avatar!
February 21, 2008
At 3:48 am Faylinn said:
@Midevil: Oh my God, Amy Wino! That would be the most insane and vomit inducing photo shoot. Ever.
@Darlene: Thanks! Bowie is my musical god.
February 21, 2008
At 3:59 am midevil said:
Faylinn,
Yeah, but it sure would be a riot in comparison to the drab photos of Lilo.
February 21, 2008
At 4:08 am Faylinn said:
Midevil: I hope you didn’t read that negatively. I thought it was a hilarious idea. And, yeah, Lohan’s photos were like a crack whore trying to be demure.
February 21, 2008
At 4:12 am Vern said:
Mid,
Wino is an inspired choice-she’s already rocking the eyeliner and she looks just as good blonde as LiLo does!
February 21, 2008
At 4:26 am it’s brittany bitch said:
lmfao papa joe “your loss”
February 21, 2008
At 6:55 am Mateo said:
Great pic, Vern! I think I like it in here… No clowns so far.
February 21, 2008
At 12:34 pm Vern said:
Thanks Mateo! I agree it’s an NCZ (NO! clown Zone) but I still hold my breath in anticipation when I click on the site, as I am pollo grande!
ps: hope the satellite fallout doesn’t reach you!
February 21, 2008
At 12:37 pm midevil said:
Vern with the zingers! Love the gravatar, baby!
Faylinn, I did not in anyway take your comment negatively. I do understand that they’d have to have vomit buckets every 5 feet for Wino–and maybe rubber sheets.
February 21, 2008
At 2:55 pm Jenn F. said:
Charlize Theron would have done the shots justice… I think Javelin suggested that on the old site. The photographer probably went with Linlo because he knew she would ultimately make him more money on the pics, as she’s skank of the month these days.
February 21, 2008
At 4:26 am scungilli said:
i think she’s a beauty, and, except for the hair net one, does a creditable job … but creepy to have the family commenting …
February 22, 2008