Katie Holmes is Beyond Her Years

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Somewhere, Dorothy Zbornak is wondering what happened to that dress she wore to the post-premiere party with Burt Reynolds to which she and the girls won tickets and were then mistaken for hookers.  (Pssst!  Dorothy — over here!)

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Posted by Candy ♦ February 20, 2008

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29 Responses to “Katie Holmes is Beyond Her Years”

  1. Julie

    Oh Katie, please don’t let Xenu suck your fashion sense out of you, too!

  2. haiku for katie

    killer bridesmaid dress
    katie’s wrapped in it’s clutches
    What Would Xenu Do?

  3. Puppet

    She makes me sad.

  4. Puppet

    Testing avatar…test.test.

  5. Puppet

    PHUCKing avatar! *PUNCHES AIR IN FRONT*

  6. Jane

    Well, her acting skills suck and her presence in the Hollyweird A list arena was through her marriage. Why can’t she at least have something of her own in her life, like a sense of fashion? She looks soooo old, tired, and dressed up like a grandmother by her closted husband. Poor Katie. She needs a good psychiatrist, and a divorce attorney.

  7. she looks ready for cheesecake out on the lanai. all she needs is a silken turtle neck, some suede boots and a few bangles to complete such a geriatric ensemble.

  8. Uh-oh, we’ve got an angry puppet! No worries; it just take a few minutes for the site to recognize the avatar after you’ve set it up. Looks like you’re good-to-go!

  9. then allow me try the same thing. *testing avatar, testing 1, 2, 3…*

  10. Jane

    I am testing avatar again……sorry guys!
    *hoping it works*

  11. Erick said:

    she looks ready for cheesecake out on the lanai.

    *choking on water* :)

  12. Jane

    Avatar didn’t work! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  13. Jane

    Wait, now it did! YAAAAA!!!!!
    Okay, sorry guys, I will now stop! :)

  14. Our avatars were momentarily possessed by Jesus Cruise…the little bitch.

    Hey, what about the death of the dude in Clearwater, FL, who was a huge opponent os Scientology? The local authorities are ruling it a suicide - the scientologist cronies apparently he apparently left a note.

  15. *Note to self: HTML does not work in comments.*

    see…should be a line thru see.

  16. Vern

    I’m pretty sure I’m going to keep asking annoying questions, or start swearing alot so that I can keep getting Candy’s attention so that I can drool at her avatar!

  17. Bee Hind

    It looks like the dress my grandmother wore to my wedding-
    except that hers was shorter.

  18. Jenn F.

    Did she borrow that from her grandmother? It’s nice to see a young celebrity not dressing like a cheap hooker, but this is going a bit far…

  19. Jenn

    Terrible colour, those sleeves and that collar thing - ugly!
    Just droopy and dull.

  20. floridababe

    My first grade teacher at Parents Day. YIKES.

  21. Faylinn

    Katie, stop going through Tommy Girl’s closet. Xenu is completely wrong about his fashion sense.

  22. Vern

    Since I’m going to watch “Project Runway” tonight, I’m an authority! I want to know who designed that mess?

  23. stillcarazy

    Annoying mincing girl woman. Why must she appear everywhere trying to emulate the late, great Princess Diana looking coy. Aggravating! She is riding in the passenger seat of life and it shows.

  24. It's British Bitch

    I think Tommy Grrrl makes his beard dress like that, so he can shine and sparkle more. MONSTROUS.

  25. Mateo

    Indira Gandhi called. She wants her couture back…

  26. Vern

    It just occured to me:
    This is
    The ULTIMATE challenge for Adam Smith to actually
    “Smash the granny” out of someone!
    can he do it?

  27. It's British Bitch

    Mateo: LMAO
    Vern: LMAO ROFL : OMG, you are brilliant- let’s get Smithers over here and see if he can live up to his granny smashing claims!

  28. It's British Bitch

    Vern: Adam Smith should probably bring his double-ended light saber - I think Xenu would approve of it’s use in Granny-Smashing.

  29. Vern

    British Bitch:
    At this point, I’ll bet poor Katie would approve of SMITHER’S double-ended light saber as well!!!!

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