Filed under: Pieces of Candy

As mentioned earlier, Holy Candy and Gallery of the Absurd are merging into a new celebrity and pop culture satire site called Circus Hour, set to debut tomorrow.  14, Bunky and I will see you there, celebratory martinis in-hand! [Circus Hour]

Madonna’s kids hit the L.A. scene. First stop, Toys ‘R’ Us — next stop, Villa nightclub. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Spencer Pratt declares that Heidi Montag is the new Madonna. And the Oscar goes to… Spencer Pratt for keeping a straight face! [Celebrity Smack]

Lindsay Lohan shows off her naked breasts in New York Magazine. Hey, at least she knows her most marketable talent. [Fatback]

Kevin Federline may extend more visitation rights to Britney Spears. Because he’s tired of watching those kids, er… I mean, because he wants to help Brit. [POTP]

Ugly Betty is a doll. No, seriously, like a real doll. [popbytes]

Britney Spears flashes her va-jay-jay. In related news, Happy Déjà Vu Day! [Dirty Dirt]

Pink and Carey Hart officially separate. Awww, if those two can’t make it work, who can?? WHO CAN, I cry! Wait… who’s Carey Hart? [Gabby Babble]

Now we know what happened to that stolen Monet — Katherine Heigl’s wearing it. [INO]

Paris Hilton watches a Hottie & the Nottie screening with all of her friends and fans. [Dlisted]