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Yes, you read that right — G-LARD - iator! Ha, haaaa! Discarded gems included “Porker-ella Man,” “L.A. Corpulent” and “American Gut-ster.”
Posted by Candy ♦ February 19, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ February 19, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 2:43 am It’s British Bitch said:
Note how his gob is wide open. Either a) Ready to suck in anything remotely edible that comes it’s way b) begun to mouth-breathe lately as even walking is very tiring for him.
Horrid puns: New film “A Body of Lies” to be renamed “A Body of Lard”. “Good job he has a “Beautiful Mind” cos’ his body aint beautiful.” Fna fna.
At least he didn’t punch out the photog. Beef-quaffing, pie-chomping yobbo Shane Warne (genius spin-bowling Aussie cricketer) once beat down a photog for taking a shot of his beer gut.
February 19, 2008
At 3:49 am midevil said:
The Vince Vaughn trend is catching. Soon, we will have a plethora of Hollyrude movies about soft, aging bachelors who make flat jokes.
February 19, 2008
At 5:05 am Vern said:
Oh God! He has “Diddy Face!”
February 19, 2008
At 5:53 am It’s British Bitch said:
Vern: snicker. The female equivalent must be “Jessica-Simpson-Face”.
February 19, 2008
At 6:32 am Bee Hind said:
Think he’ll become a spokesperson for Jenny Craig?
February 19, 2008