Filed under: Who Wore It Best
LEFT: Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe (or so they say) for New York Magazine
RIGHT: Britney Spears as Completely Sane Popstar for tabloid fodder
Posted by Candy ♦ February 18, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ February 18, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 1:25 pm PoorBritney.com said:
Britney hands down. Even crazy train looks better than firecrotch. How dare she compare herself to MM. She should do a fold as an old vegas socialite.
February 18, 2008
At 1:27 pm Stellar said:
Umm..yes. Those pictures of Lohan were very fugly. Crazy is usually always better than fugly.
February 18, 2008
At 1:46 pm Jenn said:
My thoughts exactly Stellar - crazy Britney beats blah Lindsey. No contest!!
February 18, 2008
At 1:57 pm Javelin said:
Lohan looks like a prop. her eyes are blank, and she looks posed in every shot. They should’ve used Charlize Theron.
February 18, 2008
At 2:06 pm Bee Hind said:
They both make my eyes bleed.
February 18, 2008
At 2:14 pm martini lover said:
britney for the win.
i can’t believe i just wrote that.
February 18, 2008
At 2:34 pm midevil said:
Gross.
February 18, 2008
At 3:10 pm kathleen said:
lapuke is the loser.
February 18, 2008
At 3:42 pm Speedmonkey said:
Lindsay certainly does have a better rack. Is NY Magazine the best she could do?
February 18, 2008
At 3:59 pm Annie said:
That wig! Geeze. It looks like it came from the corner store. They had to be laughing at her behind the camera.
February 18, 2008
At 4:03 pm stell said:
Umm… none of the above!?
February 18, 2008
At 4:08 pm Julie said:
The stems those poor poor flowers came off of.
February 18, 2008
At 4:20 pm Lulu said:
PLease don’t buy that magazine. Give the money to the poor or invest it in something that is really going to give you any kind of pleasure.
February 18, 2008
At 4:37 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
I can’t believe it, but i’m voting Brit. Lindsey’s hair and false eyelashes look horrible. Plus i didn’t know MM had freckles
all over her chest and arms.
February 18, 2008
At 5:01 pm Rita said:
Carrots wearing wigs and fake eyelashes? WEIRD!!!
February 18, 2008
At 9:28 pm It’s British Bitch said:
I’d rather see Carrot Top’s flower-bedecked moobs than see that Firecrotch atrocity. Britney’s pic is candid and quite sweet so to my surprise I’m going to vote for her. This may be because Northern European’s think nothing of getting their jugs out on the beach in the summer, I was quite miffed when I realised that women don’t get them out here (unless it’s the Superbowl and you have some weird ass thing Jerome made in shop class 20 years ago clipped on it).
February 18, 2008
At 6:42 am Bee Hind said:
I dunno, Brit Brit’s picture looks like it was taken by Tornado Bait Photography.
February 19, 2008
At 12:32 pm Gigohead said:
UGh. How tragic is it when a 43-year old woman was hotter than a 24 year old freckled gal with saggy tits. Monroe was hot, Lohan unfortunately is NOT.
My 37-year-old tits don’t hang down like Lohans.
February 19, 2008
At 2:44 pm Jenn F. said:
I agree with Javelin. Charlize Theron would have pulled off the pictures with more realism and grace. LL is making it impossible for anyone to take her seriously as anything other than a high-priced coke-snorting strumpet. With no movies or “albums” on the horizon, she resorts to this to keep herself in the headlines. And I thought her boobs looked better before I saw them naked. Geeeesh. I also can’t understand why they didn’t airbrush out the freckles.
Britney wins this hands down. Because she’s completely fucking looney and at least that makes us smile. I’m curious though… does anyone else notice that Britney’s boobs have grown rather significantly within the last six months or so? Rather than a boob job, I suspect she just had some excess lypo’d off every other area and left the girls with the new gain.
February 19, 2008
At 2:56 pm Ritinha said:
British Bitch where is England? Perhaps in the United States? You should change your nickname. In Northern Europe we haven’t got Superbowl.Where were you exactly in northern Europe: Finland, Iceland? Perhaps when you visit IBIZA we can meet and have some fun.
February 19, 2008
At 5:55 pm dman08 said:
britney hands down. Lohan looks like she’s drunk in the pic.
February 19, 2008