Filed under: Paris Hilton
Hey, I just think it’s sweet they found a perch big enough for the ostrich’s feet!
Posted by Candy ♦ February 18, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ February 18, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ February 18, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 9:49 am Aine said:
hmmm… nobody is looking at her in most of these pictures.
geee…i wonder why?
February 18, 2008
At 10:08 am ays said:
maybe cause everyone has seen her crotch and ass a million times by now.. what a dumb whore.
February 18, 2008
At 10:30 am Javelin said:
at this point, the only thing less thrilling than paris hilton writhing around in lingerie is maybe britney’s frappacino romance.
February 18, 2008
At 10:44 am Vern said:
it looks like her diaphram popped out and she fell into it!
February 18, 2008
At 11:39 am Javelin said:
ahaha vern, good one! industrial sized diaphram
February 18, 2008
At 11:42 am Bee Hind said:
I thought it looked like a giant contact lens
that someone popped out of their eye,
and the irritating particle was Paris.
February 18, 2008
At 12:39 pm Adam Smith said:
I’ve written extensively on Gimboid,Mongbert,
Sub-mental Paris Hilton,at Fourteencelebs Blog
So I really can’t be bothered anymore.
Enough of my time on this plane of existence has been wasted on this Twatty Twunt face.
I definitely would not,under any circumstances,
smash the granny out of her.
Even to save the world.
Now onto something completley irrelevant in
reply to It’s British Bitch
It’s British Bitch” WROTE:
“’I’m not sure it stretched that far. Remember Willesden Green is North West London,’ Clever, very clever. Now I can’t check.”
Check away.Just because I’m not aware of it in North West London does’nt mean that no one said it there.It would be interesting to see the demographics of the “I’d still smash the granny out of her” meme.
In my pursuit of the Uber-Procastinator crown,
I could then map the instance of the meme
and successfully waste a lot of time.
Going further,with pins stuck into a giant
map,I could cross reference the instance
of the Granny Smashing meme,corellating them
with both our own Granny Smashing activities
and create a meaningless data set.
However,if all the pins formed the word armageddon,or some sort of satanic symbol I would
be very scared.
As for the Charlie thing.Well,I always wondered
what the point was in paying through the nose
,(literally),for what is essentially - a panic
attack.After doing shitloads of the piped
variety at a mates flat in Hoxton,
“Return Of The Jedi” suddenly became very exciting.Too fucking exciting.I can remember standing bolt upright,exclaiming,
“All them Cunty Teddy Bears are doing my fucking brain in”,switching the DVD off and storming out,much to everyone’s bemusement/amusement.
After that mental trauma,I’ve cut down a lot.
February 18, 2008
At 12:57 pm Vern said:
Oh but Adam!
Imagine the cute little mutants if you and Parasite mated!
February 18, 2008
At 1:04 pm Julie said:
I hope that’s Clorox she’s writhing in.
February 18, 2008
At 1:22 pm Adam Smith said:
Vern WROTE:Oh but Adam!
Imagine the cute little mutants if you and Parasite mated!
How did you know about my “abilities”?
February 18, 2008
At 1:30 pm _(&%#! said:
ok adam, so no one actually read what u wrote. got to the first 2 lines.. get an actual job. how any human being can ramble on about paris hilton for that long is beyond me.
February 18, 2008
At 1:47 pm Adam Smith said:
_(&%#! barks loudly like an idiot into the night:
”
ok adam, so no one actually read what u wrote. got to the first 2 lines.. get an actual job. how any human being can ramble on about paris hilton for that long is beyond me.”
Normally,I don’t even engage with people who
can’t even be bothered to spell the word you.
If you’d read the post it mostly had nothing
to do with Paris Hilton,you idiot.
I do have an actual job.It involves sitting at
a computer,getting paid reasonably well,creating
digital content.When I’m bored with that,I
take a break by doing this.I’m sorry if it
conflicts with your stentorian Prostestant
work ethic,but as I stated earlier you can’t even be bothered with basic spelling.
How fucking lazy are you?
So let me put this as politely as possible.
Fuck off.
February 18, 2008
At 2:13 pm martini lover said:
adam smith for the win.
aren’t we all here to take a break and ramble about paris hilton? i just adore commenters who say “get a job” when they’re on the same damn site as we are. another one of my favorite retorts is, “you’re just jealous haters!” yeah, so what?
February 18, 2008
At 2:25 pm midevil said:
Ah, yes.
February 18, 2008
At 4:21 pm Mesic said:
Dear Paris-
You are not Dita. You are not Bettie.
You’re not even Gia Darling, sweetie, but we ARE getting a little closer to the mark there.
What a foul little attention whore, who probably smells like the trap in my Grandmother’s sink.
February 18, 2008
At 4:34 pm Lulu said:
Will Dita Von Teese handle this much competition? Let me think for a while….
and think……………
still thinking…………….
and thinking………………….
Hard to say when the champagne (or the wine or whatever that liquid is) seems to the cheapest one.
February 18, 2008
At 4:47 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
Are you sure that’s paris in pic #3?! Looks like
a tranny to me.
February 18, 2008
At 4:56 pm Vern said:
Adam,
I imagine you have all sorts of abilities!
February 18, 2008
At 6:01 pm Ritinha said:
Cheap and awful!
February 18, 2008
At 10:00 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Vern & Bee Hind: OMG I almost peed my pants laughing.
At least she has her willy carefully tucked between her legs.
Adam Smith: Response to _(&%#! = classic. The map with pins and granny smashing activities is very alluring, I like meaningless data sets. As a woman would I smash “the granny” or “the grandad” out of someone? Would it depend on whether I was doing a bloke or if it involved girl-on-girl action? I think I need blue pins for shags involving lads and pink pins for girl on girl action. Only did the pipe a couple of times personally and I think I’d already been through worse paranoia when using E and LSD in “Madchester” in my teens. Hoxton = classy.
February 18, 2008
At 10:12 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Oh yeah and Doodle Whore has a brilliant parody sketch of Parasite Hilton bathing in some kind of effluent here:
http://doodlewhore.blogspot.com/
February 18, 2008
At 7:06 am MMB said:
I love this “get a job” dude (or chick)! he/she did it to me a while back! It’s hilarious! I’m gonna go equally low with the “get a life” retort! take that ays/()&(*&(&*(&$%^ or whatever your name is! LOL
February 19, 2008
At 2:52 pm Jenn F. said:
I think “(&%#!” is the same person as “i’m over it” and possibly “Paula”.
LOL
Way too funny. Nothing like trying to put someone down because you’re incapable of following the depth of their comment. Nice retort, Adam.
February 19, 2008