Filed under: Britney Spears
Last night marked the one-year anniversary of Britney Spears‘ (in)famous BALDgate incident, and she and Papa Spears celebrated the occasion by going to dinner at Social Hollywood and debuting hair that looks like it may actually have been touched by a lil’ Pantene. Hallelujah. It would be awesome if they also used a bunch of bad hair puns — “Eat up! That shrimp is hair today, gone tomorrow.” “Sure, you can get the lobster, Hair Majesty.” “Make sure that chicken is the only thing you cut!” — but alas… I suspect the dinner was filled with less laughter, more British accents and heavy sighs.
Similar to finding out about the passing of Princess Diana, I remember the exact moment I saw those pictures of Britney shaving her head. Do you remember it, too? Or do I seriously need to get a grip? (Don’t answer that.) I believe my eloquent response was something along the lines of, “Oh. My. Gawd.”
Posted by Candy ♦ February 17, 2008
At 10:08 am MsTriste said:
I just assumed she had lice.
February 17, 2008
At 10:28 am PoorBritney.com said:
poor thing… Her eyelashes are falling off and her lipstick is half on. She tried tho…
February 17, 2008
At 10:39 am midevil said:
Slowly, things are changing, not too fast–she’d probably have another break down. I give her points for having what appears to be clean extensions.
February 17, 2008
At 12:54 pm Tonya said:
Uh…I think that’s a cold sore and not lipstick…
February 17, 2008
At 1:20 pm kelly j said:
This is the best she’s looked in a year. Way to go, jamie!
February 17, 2008
At 2:04 pm mateo said:
Candy, I too remember this day last year when our beloved Britney went Sinead. It was like what Oprah has coined a “God Moment”. I was on my couch drinking Grey Goose and Seven (I was too lazy to go to the store for proper mixer and I was out of olives…) watching the greatest media sensation of all time: Entertainment Tonight. The memory of that video clip will haunt and, strangely, delight me for the rest of my days. Happy Anniversary to all. Like it or not, we are all in this together.
February 17, 2008
At 3:00 pm bluehawaii said:
^
Yes, mateo.
Hurricane Britney has touched ALL our lives. Sniff, sniff.
ABSOLUTEly (bottoms up).
February 17, 2008
At 3:23 pm mateo said:
Thanks for understanding, Blue (I’m in Hawaii!). I wonder what an “Absolut Britney” would be. Hmmm… Vodka and Frapp?
February 17, 2008
At 3:45 pm bluehawaii said:
Ahahahaha…
Yep. Vodka and coffee sludge for sure, mateo!
February 17, 2008
At 3:54 pm librarian kathleen said:
Am I crazy, or does he not look like
Paul McCartney’s ugly separated-at-birth
twin?
Perhaps it’s the vodka in the air…
February 17, 2008
At 4:31 pm Vern said:
Kathleen,
It’s not the Frapodka talking-they really DO look similar!
It must be the “hang-dog” look they get from all the tsuris they have from dealing with the “women” in their lives.
February 17, 2008
At 4:33 pm Bee Hind said:
“I suspect the dinner was filled with less laughter, more British accents and heavy sighs.”
That’s because Britney is Hair to the Throne!
February 17, 2008
At 4:59 pm Beatrice said:
Isn’t that guy on the back (right behind Britney) Wyclef?
February 17, 2008
At 5:47 pm bluehawaii said:
Sure looks like Wyclef.
OMG! sooo right, librarian kathleen. Brit’s dad looks like (a hound dog) Paul McCartney.
Must be from the same gene pool. Generally speaking, a gorgeous gene pool (…think pretty-boy princes, guys).
February 17, 2008
At 8:34 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Bee Hind: I agree. Britney would be a much better choice than Prince Charles to one day assume the British throne. Adnan and his landing strip would make a fine Prince consort. I can just imagine him elbowing well-wishing Grannies out of the way yelling “you are NOBODY” at the Coronation. All those gold carriages, camp horse guards and tacky (although priceless) crown jewels are very Britney. Sadly, HM the Queen remains in extremely good health and it looks like she will be wearing frumpy pastel atrocities while opening supermarkets and visiting provincial cities for many years to come. God bless her.
OMG Brit’s Dad totally looks like a plumper Paul McCartney. Will that obnoxious omniped Heather Mills go after Brit’s fortune next?
February 17, 2008
At 5:36 am Jo Jo said:
It’s good to see a lucid look in her eyes, and she looks, dare I say, normal.
February 18, 2008
At 7:33 am jewed said:
C’mon Jo Jo,let’s not get overzealous
February 18, 2008
At 9:40 am MsTriste said:
Wow I’m in Hawaii too - how many of us Candy fans live here?
February 18, 2008
At 11:06 am Simon said:
Wonder how long her real hair is these days.
February 18, 2008