Natalie Portman Demonstrates the Impact of Fashion

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We can sneer all we want at the superficiality of the fashion industry, but clothes are quite powerful. Why, a young woman can hold a degree from Harvard, possess great beauty and seem like a nice all-around gal. . . and yet when she wears a curious fashion choice, all we can think is:

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Girlfriend really needs to return those drapes to the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

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Posted by Candy ♦ February 15, 2008

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12 Responses to “Natalie Portman Demonstrates the Impact of Fashion”

  1. librarian kathleen

    Looks like another Marc Jacobs disaster
    along the lines of the one you posted,
    Candy, of Posh (who wears the pink version
    in advertisements).

  2. Her drapes are drawn.

  3. indeed. this outfit is obviously chosen to pull stares to the bottom of her dress. it’s the precise moment a woman says men aren’t supposed to look that way at women. hahaha

  4. Men can look any way they want.

    We keep the touching on our terms.

  5. Vern

    She kind of disproves the line she always hears:
    “You’re so beautiful you can wear ANYTHING and look good!”

  6. caro

    I love Natalie-but her fashion sense is weird.But having said that she really doesn’t care what people think about her clothes…It’s definitely an “interesting” dress.I do love the colors..just not the entire outfit!But hey those shoes look good!

  7. Adam Smith

    I would’nt smash the granny out of her.
    Not because she is’nt attractive,but because
    of all those shit Star Wars films.
    The last one in particular bored me into
    kidney failure.It’s like my body tried to
    shutdown,to protect my last vestiges
    of sanity.

    The Granny can stay,safely stay esconced
    in her - unsmashed.

  8. Adam Smith

    Plus,that dress is a complete mess.
    There are least eight fashions
    fighting for supremacy in that
    ensemble.

    All of them seem to have lost

    No granny smashing activity
    there at all.

  9. Adam Smith

    Plus,that dress is a complete mess.
    There are at least eight fashions
    fighting for supremacy in that
    ensemble.

    All of them seem to have lost

    No granny smashing activity
    there at all.

    My typos are getting terribl%

  10. Jo Jo

    Must have been a “Hard Candy Christmas.”

  11. Is “smash the granny” what i think it is?

    …that’s new.

    forget i said anything.

  12. MMB

    Anybody else think Scar-Jo looks like she might drink your blood in that one picture? The solo picture? A little like those “sexy vampires” that hold Keanu captive in that one part of Bram Stoker’s “Dracula”??? Too specific?

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