Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan, whose talented firecrotch can sense any man’s hose within a mile radius, was once again working her “charms” at an L.A. club Tuesday night, this time with Adrian “Wolf Man” Grenier and Leonardo “Supermodel Aficionado” DiCaprio.
LiLo first gravitated to Adrian, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the Entourage star (and secretly dreamed of clawing Lindsay’s eyes out, à la Mean Girls), Linds brushed herself off and made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly. “She was very flirty with Leo,” says a Rush & Molloy spy. “But he wasn’t saying much to her.”
The boys left at 2 a.m., leaving poor Linds all alone. Awww. The witness also claims she was drinking vodka and champagne. Hopefully, not mixed and straight up. Ewww. (Hey, if you’re going to fall off the wagon, make it for something worthwhile.)
Random observation: Lindsay’s carpet may no longer match the drapes, but it does match her mustache. Hey, that could be her new pick-up line! “Wanna see how the carpet matches the mustache?” Hot. No way could Adrian and Leo resist that.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 15, 2008
At 5:10 pm PoorBritney.com said:
She’s disgusting and she needs to lay off the fake and bake. Freckly people like her dont age well. Can’t stand that biotch!
February 15, 2008
At 7:28 pm Vern said:
Is Elliott Mintz her new stylist or did she apply the “healthy glow” AFTER her night out?
February 15, 2008
At 2:24 pm Adam Smith said:
All this may be true.
But I’d still smash the granny out of her.
February 16, 2008
At 6:25 pm kathleen said:
she’s now fire-lip. i mean really, why only apply fake tanner across the moustache region and up the cheeks?!
February 17, 2008
At 6:12 pm lisa said:
holy shit that is wrong. every color of wrong in fact. doesn’t she look in the mirror?
February 18, 2008
At 6:47 am MMB said:
self-tanner on the face is really tricky. ugh, I feel her pain!
February 19, 2008