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It’s a shame she couldn’t find bigger earrings.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 15, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ February 15, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ February 15, 2008
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At 12:54 pm Michelle said:
Coco Chanel always said, before you leave the house, look in the mirror and remove one accessory, that way you won’t be overdoing it. Kind of funny considering who’s shoes Hilary is wearing
February 15, 2008
At 2:15 pm Javelin said:
maybe she can crochet her seatmate a pair of earrings on the plane.
February 15, 2008
At 3:37 pm librarian kathleen said:
Could be used as a hat, if one were
a Catholic school child in the early
1960s who had forgotten her hat on
the day we went to Mass…
(The sound effect here would be that
of a ruler slapping the knuckles.)
February 15, 2008
At 5:53 pm Liz said:
OMG those earing are sooo big but it’s definately a real picture. Sometimes you just need to put on a huge pair of earrings and do whatever!
February 15, 2008
At 7:10 pm scott said:
i can’t comment on those earrings, coz i’m a guy who knows nothing about earrings and women’s fashions of this century. haha
February 15, 2008
At 12:36 am trendinista said:
I was going to say “my grandma called, she wants her earrings back.” But why insult grandma like that?
February 16, 2008
At 10:38 am Jenn said:
Must have taken hours to get all that s**t off and back on when going thru airport security!
February 16, 2008
At 3:07 pm Adam Smith said:
scott says:
I can’t comment on those earrings, coz i’m a guy who knows nothing about earrings and women’s fashions of this century. haha
A repressed homosexual completely denies the existence of any feminine side,by heavy handedly reffering to the fact that HE IS COMPLETELY MALE.
Personally I like the crochet patterning,but am overwhelmed their ostentation.
See that was’nt that hard.
Making a comment does’nt mean I choke on dick,since,believe me,I would completely smash the granny out of her.
February 16, 2008
At 4:08 pm Vern said:
I know I said I would butt out, BUT! Apparently, I lied.
Geez Adam,
I thought for a minute that you and Scott were the same person when I read the
“smash the granny out” comment 18 times.
We get the point! You are a sexual Darth Vader!
Rock on!
February 16, 2008
At 5:02 pm Adam Smith said:
Vern Wrote:
“Geez Adam,
I thought for a minute that you and Scott were the same person when I read the
“smash the granny out” comment 18 times.
We get the point! You are a sexual Darth Vader!
Rock on!”
It’s just me being amused by repetition,and a rather bizzare expression that was very popular in my part of North London years ago.I thought I’d revive an old meme from back in the day.When I hear someone use the expression “I’d still smash the granny out of her though”,on Smallville,Heroes,or some other popular show,as a sexual euphemism,my job will be done.
Personally,I’d prefer to be a sexual Darth Maul,
he had a double ended Light Sabre.
You rock on too,and keep up the “granny smashing”.
February 16, 2008
At 7:27 pm Vern said:
Adam,
Thanks for the explanation, it was fun! I wish you success with your quest.
I confess I’m not really familiar with Darth Vader or Darth Maul, I just thought the name sounded badass.
Yet I will think of you as the Maul version, and, maybe, contemplate the image of a double ended Light Sabre.
Cheers!
February 16, 2008
At 5:52 am It’s British Bitch said:
Vern: you have been on form lately, way to go! This follows up your hilarious “Chris Crocker” zing to me. I asked for that and it was extra clever and funny given what my screen moniker is. LOL
Does Hil have a promotional tie-up with Claire’s Accessories? Does she realise that you can make the endorsement but don’t have to wear the crap product you endorse? That crap looks like the sort of stuff my cousins buy with their pocket money. (they are 8 and 10)
Adam Smith: I have never heard that phrase and it is funny. Mind you I’m from Manchester so I will be asking a colleague who is from Willesden Green to verify it
February 17, 2008
At 6:27 am Vern said:
Dear British Bitch,
I’m glad you brought up the “Chris Cracker” line.
I have to apologize, I didn’t mean it the way I wrote it. It was supposed to be seperate and not at all intended for you, but I hit the ’send’
without qualifying the comment in a clearer way.
I regret that. I realized as soon as I did it that it would be misinterpreted but I felt I had to stand by and take my lumps. I wanted to suggest that I was evil and that you were nice, but I failed miserably.
And of course you were too refined to tell me what a cunt I was. I am grateful for that.
I do want you to know I didn’t meant to compare you with Chris, I just found him funny. I’m truly sorry.
Sheepishly,
Vern
February 17, 2008
At 11:00 am It’s British Bitch said:
Huh? I can assure you I’m a rough old slapper from Manchester and not at all refined, although I am flattered by the assumption. LOL. I also wasn’t remotely offended, your point came across as intended and was hilarious unlike my high-handed drivel. Chris was one of my personal faves from last year’s full roster of You Tube “stars” so it would be a great honour to be compared to him, I am actually sad enough to have burnt his tirade to disc to show my kids one day
Even if you had just written BB “you are a stupid cunt” it would have rolled off - Brits are very cruel to each other in their sense of humour (called “giving stick”) so I’ve had a lifetime’s experience. Even pure hostility bounces off: work-wise, I was one of the few women to work in the hurly-burly of the trading pits of London’s LIFFE exchange and I subsequently moved into the workplace of choice for extreme verbal abuse - investment banking.
Goatishly, BB
February 17, 2008
At 4:02 pm Adam Smith said:
It’s British Bitch WROTE:
“Adam Smith: I have never heard that phrase and it is funny. Mind you I’m from Manchester so I will be asking a colleague who is from Willesden Green to verify it”
I’m not sure it stretched that far.
Remember Willesden Green is North West London,
the furthest West I’ve heard it was just past Camden Town in St Johns Wood.
As an Islingtonian,I regard Islington,Harringey,Camden,and at a stretch Hackney as North London proper,the rest has
a slightly different culture.When my sister
moved to Dollis Hill we regarded it as a sort
of exile to a kind of Siberian Gulag.
North Londoners in general see themselves
as better than South Londoners.Inhabitants
of North London Proper think we’re the best
of all North Londoners.However this has’nt stopped me smashing the granny out of women
from all over London,even Morden*.
*The arse end of South London.
February 17, 2008
At 8:22 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Adam Smith:
“I’m not sure it stretched that far. Remember Willesden Green is North West London,” Clever, very clever. Now I can’t check.
Dollis Hill: look on the bright side - it could have been Neasden! You will probably never reply to one of my posts again when I tell you that I lived in Balham for a time before moving to Greenwich once I started working at Canary Wharf.
Shagging wise I’ve left notches on bed posts in all manner of dubious London Locales: Greenford, Hounslow, Richmond, Putney, various Antipodeans in Shepherds Bush, Dalston, Tooting, Stockwell, Dulwich, Camberwell (as in carrot) and Clapham. Fortunately the latter did not leave me with a Paris “Valtrex” Hilton disease. Sadly I never got jiggy with anyone from Mudchute the best name for a Docklands Light Rollercoaster stop ever. Yeah, when younger I was super-slutty. Like most traders I had a great fondness for Bolivian Marching Powder. I’m amazed I still have a septum.
February 17, 2008
At 5:07 am Josefina said:
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February 18, 2008
At 9:09 am Adam Smith said:
It’s British Bitch WROTE:
“’I’m not sure it stretched that far. Remember Willesden Green is North West London,’ Clever, very clever. Now I can’t check.”
Check away.Just because I’m not aware of it in North West London does’nt mean that no one said it there.It would be interesting to see the demographics of the “I’d still smash the granny out of her meme”.
In my pursuit of the Uber-Procastinator crown,
I could then map the instance of the meme
and successfully waste a lot of time.
Going further,with pins stuck into a giant
map I could cross reference the instance
of the Granny Smashing meme,corellating them
with both our own Granny Smashing activities
and create a meaningless data set.
However,if all the pins formed the word armageddon,or some sort satanic symbol
I would be very scared.
As for the Charlie thing.Well,I always wondered
what the point was in paying through the nose
,(literally),for what was essentially - a panic
attack.After doing shitloads of the piped
variety at a mates flat in Hoxton,
“Return Of The Jedi” suddenly became very exciting.Too fucking exciting.I can remember standing bolt upright,exclaiming,
“All them Cunty Teddy Bears are doing my fucking brain in”,switching the DVD off and storming out,much to everyone’s bemusement.
After that mental trauma,I’ve cut down a lot.
February 18, 2008