Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston, Media
I may be tired of “Jen’s Baby-Free Womb Pain, Angelina’s Family Joy” magazine covers, but I would like to be a fly on the wall at this event.
I’m one of those rare birds who likes both Jen and Angelina, and yet there’s nothing like an A-list catfight, is there? Ugh. What is WRONG with me? Why are catfights so damn compelling? Is it because of my background as a soap opera writer, where we were required to incorporate at least one catty dig per scene? (One gem I had to write: “You’re a walking, talking, piece of pornography… nothing more.” And yet, no Daytime Emmy. Robbed, I tell ya!) Or is it because men aren’t nearly as interesting? Or am I simply pondering this too long because I’ve had too much Valentine’s Day Chianti?
Yeah, you’re right. I’ll take what’s behind door #2.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 14, 2008
At 1:38 am scott said:
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February 15, 2008
At 6:22 am JB said:
Jennifer looks great in that pic. Angie looks like Mortica with a giant botoxed forehead.
February 15, 2008
At 6:42 am floridababe said:
Jen will win hands down. She’ll kick Angelina right in the balls. She’d do the same to Pitt, but he can’t find his.
February 15, 2008
At 7:15 am midevil said:
Maybe they’ll bust it up like Tommy Lee and Kid Rock!!! Yeah!
February 15, 2008
At 7:20 am Aine said:
i like them both too.
they’ll probably spend the evening avoiding each other or have a really awkward moment laughing nervously in each others presence.
February 15, 2008
At 8:35 am MMB said:
I really don’t like either of them. part of me likes angie though…she is beautiful. though the strange thing is that some people really think that jen is better looking. i don’t get that. angie just has one of the most beautiful faces ever I think. sure, now she’s lookin’ a little skinny and tired, but at her peak she was unbelieveable. jen has always looked a little man-y to me. and just doesn’t have the bone structure of angie. her body still looks good though.
February 15, 2008
At 8:47 am PoorBritney.com said:
Jenn is quiet and Angie is a loudmouth bad ass with tats, so everyone would expect her to win if there were a fight.
My money’s on Jenn. I bet that girl is the strong silent type.
February 15, 2008
At 8:58 am omj said:
Angie would take that frigid, horrid Jen, and drop kick her in her sad, barren uterus.
Of course, I’d pay good money to see that. I’ve hated Aniston since Leprechaun.
February 15, 2008
At 9:39 am ays said:
MMB:
thanks for the in- depth analysis of these girls’ figures.. NOT. why don’t u get a job? oh, and angie is a stupid skank- whore. a good for nothing skank whore.
February 15, 2008
At 11:21 am jenner said:
I like ‘em both, too - I totally PREFER Angie, but Jen’s OK too.
Rare birds indeed. LOL
February 15, 2008
At 11:54 am Melissa said:
I must admit that I really don’t like either one that much. If I had to absolutely pick though I guess it would have to neither. I think the stuff that Angelina Jolie is doing overseas and I wish that more actors and actresses would use there influences for other major things in the world. This the everyday man’s strike. Or the poor people on there own streets or the gang crime deminishing because there are more after school activities and more scholarships out there for future generations. How about lending out a hand to future generations in the actig business. Do they really need that fifth house that we all have to hear about endlessly when some of us can’t even afford to eat and have hydro in the same month. Celebrities to me aren’t glamorous anymore. They are selfish and they get paid millions to pretend to do what the rest of us get paid crap to do in real life and I think it is bull. I am sick of hearing about all of them.
February 15, 2008
At 12:53 pm helloandie said:
jennifer: hi, nice to um see you again.
angelina: (cough) yeah, um, you too.
..
..
…
angelina: so… that uh.. vince vaughn movie was pretty good..
jennifer: yeah, um, thanks. your kidnapped reporter movie or whatever was.. too..
..
jennifer: so, see you later?
angelina: yeah, sounds good.
BOLT.
February 15, 2008
At 2:33 pm Javelin said:
I hope Jen shows up with Angelina’s brother, and they sit in the corner making out all night. that would be ridiculously fun.
February 15, 2008
At 2:46 pm midevil said:
Hasn’t Angie already had her brother? Oh, sloppy seconds…
February 15, 2008
At 3:51 pm librarian kathleen said:
(as I have said a time or two before
in this space)
Steel Cage Match!!!
Two women go in, only one comes out.
February 15, 2008
At 5:57 pm lola said:
I used to hate homewrecker angie but she’s grown on me a little with trying to save the world and all but my loyalty is with jennifer because not one woman hasn’t felt what she felt when brad ditched her for angie. I know I would of personally kicked the lips right off angie but jennifer was so classy taking the high road so for that I have a lot respect and admiration for her.
February 15, 2008
At 7:07 pm bluehawaii said:
Is it possible that neither of these women is all that taken w/Brad anymore? …nicotine drenched, hygiene deficient BRAD!
Laughed my ass off at one of his early films recently. Teenage slasher movie. Terrible acting!
February 15, 2008
At 8:28 am caro said:
Jennifer all the way.What a classy lady-she’ll say hello to them and move on.It’s all in the past to her!
It would be a hoot if Jen and Angelina left together and Brad sat there alone. He’s let both of these women get trashed in the press while his sorry A$$ just sat back and watched them ..and kept quiet.What a sorry bum!
February 16, 2008
At 6:25 am MMB said:
ays– LOL you are so sad LOLOLOL
February 19, 2008