Filed under: Holiday Tributes
To continue getting you in the romantic Valentine spirit, we now have a celebrity-inspired line of greeting cards!
The Lindsay Lohan collection:
Sure to infect, er… ignite the passion in your household!
The Paris Hilton collection:
She reels them in with her tongue, and keeps them there with her paws. No one can escape her massive clutches!
Created with my fun-making buddy, 14 at Gallery of the Absurd. To see the love-filled Tom Cruise and animated Diddy collections, be sure to check out GOTA.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 14, 2008





At 1:31 pm scott said:
The first thing I noticed was her hand appears to be squeezing her own bottom. Kinky!
February 14, 2008
At 1:32 pm scott said:
Or did his arm get longer, sort of like a giraffe’s neck getting longer in the evolutionary process, as a matter of survival. Golly, wish I could survive a little better.
February 14, 2008
At 2:25 pm Javelin said:
hahaha… Lohan should leave that card on the pillow of all her Valentines.
February 14, 2008
At 9:33 pm It’s British Bitch said:
That hand is incredible. Initially it looks like it is a hideous Adams Familyesque detached hand clutching Leto. Then the horrible truth dawned on me: it’s attached to the Herp-Spreader and her hands may actually be larger and uglier than her feet. The horror! the horror!
February 14, 2008