Happy Valentine’s Day, Holy Rollers!

Filed under: Holiday Tributes

To continue getting you in the romantic Valentine spirit, we now have a celebrity-inspired line of greeting cards!

The Lindsay Lohan collection:

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Sure to infect, er… ignite the passion in your household!

The Paris Hilton collection:

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She reels them in with her tongue, and keeps them there with her paws.  No one can escape her massive clutches!

Created with my fun-making buddy, 14 at Gallery of the Absurd.  To see the love-filled Tom Cruise and animated Diddy collections, be sure to check out GOTA


Posted by Candy ♦ February 14, 2008

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4 Responses to “Happy Valentine’s Day, Holy Rollers!”

  1. The first thing I noticed was her hand appears to be squeezing her own bottom. Kinky!

  2. Or did his arm get longer, sort of like a giraffe’s neck getting longer in the evolutionary process, as a matter of survival. Golly, wish I could survive a little better.

  3. hahaha… Lohan should leave that card on the pillow of all her Valentines.

  4. It's British Bitch

    That hand is incredible. Initially it looks like it is a hideous Adams Familyesque detached hand clutching Leto. Then the horrible truth dawned on me: it’s attached to the Herp-Spreader and her hands may actually be larger and uglier than her feet. The horror! the horror!

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