Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston, Media
Just a second… let me step out of my time machine because it appears I’ve traveled back to 2005. “Angie’s Joy! Jen’s Pain!” This cover has been re-run more than old Seinfeld episodes. But, unlike Kramer crashing into a wall, not so entertaining anymore.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 13, 2008
At 12:23 pm Vern said:
Sheesh Candy!
Give OK a break! They HAVE to recycle a cover now & then. It’s not like Brit Brit got married, oh wait, she did, or wore bunked up clothes, oooh whoopsy, I guess she did, or a Hilton F—up, oh wait-THEY did.
Gee I guess you have a valid point. They didn’t need to rerun the same old poop!
February 13, 2008
At 12:34 pm jenner said:
Ugh, am I the only one who finds this INSULTING? Like, not really PERSONALLY INSULTING or anything, but yeesh - like you say, how long can they flog this story? I’m sure all parties care less than anyone else on the planet. I’m sure JA’s over it, I’m sure BP & AJ are over it…yikes….
Still, I like looking at pics of Angie so it’s not all bad I suppose….
February 13, 2008
At 1:02 pm midevil said:
Hmmm, all 3 cover stories about babies babies babies. See, if Jen had only consented to babies babies babies, she’d be happy like all the others on the cover, kids!
*whatever*
February 13, 2008
At 1:47 pm martini lover said:
it’s insulting to me as a woman. just as midevil said, it’s like the only way jen or any woman can be happy is to be married and have babies. yet you never see a magazine with vince vaughn on the cover-”nearing 40 and desperate for family!” really pisses me off.
February 13, 2008
At 1:57 pm omj said:
It’s the same kind of insult that the manufacturers of Always Pads print on the paper covering the adhesive strip. “Have a Great Day!”.
It’s like, uhm, I’m bleeding and want to rip my reproductive organs out with whatever is handy and you are telling me to “have a great day!”.
Prickheaded, nonthinking, drooling, insensitive, ass hats, my day will not “be great” for about another week.
February 13, 2008
At 2:26 pm Bee Hind said:
Angelina has Jen’s sloppy seconds-
did they ever think of it that way?
I think Jen is doing okay on her own,
you really don’t have to give birth or adopt a child from a third world country to be fulfilled.
Right on Martini Lover!
And omj-
you crack me up-
I’m glad I’m not the only person to hate those stupid adhesive strips.
I’d be much happier if they gave you a fortune-like a fortune cookie, along with lucky numbers!
February 13, 2008
At 2:29 pm Javelin said:
they are probably going to recycle this cover many more times to come. “Shiloh turns one; Jen’s pain.” “Brad gets a haircut; Jen’s pain.”
I would like something more creative. Why not “Jen’s Joy; Angie’s Angst. While Jennifer Aniston enjoys sleeping in late, living off her fortune, and relaxing on the beach, Angelina endures back pain, crying toddlers, sleep deprivation, and a craving for appletinis. Also, Brad might be gay.” that would be new at least.
February 13, 2008
At 2:33 pm helloandie said:
jesus h. christ. it’s dead, okay? the triangle is DEAD.
i agree with um, all of you.
especially javelin, everyone in the office heard me laugh at that.
February 13, 2008
At 3:40 pm librarian kathleen said:
Oy. Why do so many gossip rags
paint Angie as “that devil who broke
up Jen’s marriage”? Wasn’t it (correct
me if I’m wrong) Brad Pitt who was
married and strayed? So, isn’t
HE the devil who broke the marriage
up into pieces?
I mean, Who was zoomin’ who, after all?
Whatever. I guess in the final analysis,
the Brangelina saga, as gossip fodder, is
much more interesting than anything
Jennifer Aniston has ever done.
Maybe not fair, but true.
February 13, 2008
At 4:25 pm midevil said:
It will never be Brad’s fault–it will be Jen’s fault because she was too SELFISH to have babies babies babies and it will always be Angelina’s fault for STEALING an innocent man away from his SELFISH wife.
Poor Brad, either way, he’s getting screwed over by EVIL women. Don’t you just want to take him home and care for him? I know I do! /sarcasm
February 13, 2008
At 5:43 pm kathleen said:
i bet both dannielynn’s daddy and jamie lynn are pissed that they were relegated to the sidebar.
the ones that WANT the cover didn’t get it…the ones that just want to be left alone end up on it.
February 13, 2008
At 6:13 pm bluehawaii said:
Love the comments. Time for a new spin on ancient history.
February 13, 2008
At 9:48 pm scott said:
I think a TV show with Brad Pitt (playing himself or someone like him) trying to show Seinfeld character George Costanza how to pick up chicks would be way cool!!!
February 13, 2008
At 5:55 am Vern said:
I am loving ALL the comments! I will never be able to pull a pad zip strip with out expecting a prize EVER again. I want it to light up like the wheel of fortune slot machine does!
But…what about for the guys, like dannylyn’s daddy or travolta? maybe they could make sparklers come out of the douche wrapper’s zip strip!
February 14, 2008
At 1:00 pm Jo Jo said:
Maybe Jen didn’t want to have a baby at the time? That cover’s sort of cruel.
February 15, 2008