Filed under: Britney Spears
Oh, dear. Who wants to tell Britney that saying “I do” to a beef burrito at La Casa de Taco Bell does not count as a legal union?
And, YES, there are Taco Bells in Mexico. The U.S. offers only the finest of exports! Zesty Chicken Border Bowls… super-sized value meals… David Hasselhoff. No need to thank us, guys. Keeping Hasselhoff in your country will suffice.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 13, 2008
At 1:43 pm martini lover said:
i hope she used a mexican accent during the ceremony.
February 13, 2008
At 1:51 pm omj said:
I just want to run up to Adnan and wax that chin strip thing right into oblivion. Ugh.
February 13, 2008
At 1:55 pm PoorBritney.com said:
She probably thought she was ordering a taco with salsa.
February 13, 2008
At 2:20 pm Javelin said:
saying “I do” to a beef burrito… ahahahaha. her frappacino will be so jealous.
February 13, 2008
At 4:19 pm midevil said:
Yeah, that whole chin strip disgusts me.Maybe I’m just too picky.
February 13, 2008
At 4:42 pm audrey said:
mexicans HATE taco bell!!!! :S
February 13, 2008
At 8:46 pm scott said:
Yo quiero yummy pop diva.
February 13, 2008
At 9:06 pm scott said:
i prefer to do marriage vicariously… but now i feel like i’ve a case of vicarious Montezuma’s marital bliss… gosh i couldn’t think of anything absurd to say.
February 13, 2008
At 11:05 pm mateo said:
I got dissed by The Hoff on New Year’s Eve at a Cyndi Lauper show/party in Honolulu. That’s how I started off my year. Nice….
February 13, 2008
At 6:11 am Bee Hind said:
They were going to be wed by the Taco Bell Chihuahua, but of course he was stolen by Nic Cage. So thinking outside the bun, an assistant shift manager did the honors. Afterwards, they dined on Cheetos Chimmy Chongas and margaritas- a good time was had by all.
(BTW-she’s registered at Starbucks and Walmart.)
February 14, 2008
At 6:55 am bluehawaii said:
^^
Bee Hind,
ahahahahahaaa.
February 14, 2008
At 7:19 am Vern said:
NICE BEE HIND!!!!!
giggle, snort!
February 14, 2008
At 7:25 am MMB said:
scott…needs to…um…stop. does anyone listen to him on here anymore?
February 14, 2008
At 8:30 am midevil said:
Bee Hind! Brilliant!
February 14, 2008
At 8:32 am Melissa said:
There isn’t isn’t much to say to this except for “crying out loud”. Some one put this women into a straight jacket already before she does anything else damaging to her life.
February 14, 2008
At 9:26 am It’s British Bitch said:
Bee Hind: I just spat coffee all over my desk due to hysterically laughing while tanking Starbucks; OMG that is so clever and funny.
Vern: thank you for the nice reply the other day - don’t know if you are still reading back that far, but I have responded if you care to check back. Cheers mate. BB.
February 14, 2008
At 9:39 am It’s British Bitch said:
MMB: I don’t want to be hostile or start anything with you, I love this site and the message board and I don’t want to pick fights with people. However, I do want to call you out for dissing Scott. I thought it was mean. Personally, I love his “stream of consciousness” style, if you don’t like his posts just skip them. Also: 1) He’s the moral compass of the board, unlike morally bankrupt people like myself, he won’t stoop to poke fun at people who don’t really deserve it e.g. recovering addict Corey Haim. 2) “vicarious Montezuma’s marital bliss” = funny&cleverly written; I love the alliteration. 3) He’s not pompous and he pokes fun at himself: “gosh i couldn’t think of anything absurd to say” thereby removing any need for others to criticise him.
Sorry mate, but I’ve got to call that one like I saw it.
February 14, 2008
At 10:36 am MMB said:
Whatever dude. Take it down a notch. Yummy pop diva is a phrase that made me physically ill. Sorry. I can have my say as well.
February 14, 2008
At 10:40 am Joss said:
MMB didn’t really attack him…just asked if anybody listened anymore…which I do not think that they do. And, is probably what he or she should do. It’s tough, but whatever. Moral compass is a little over the top. He just thinks every girl (even Britney) is hot. Whatever, I don’t care. I thought he was being sarcastic for the longest time.
February 14, 2008
At 1:18 pm Vern said:
British Bitch,
Thanks for the tip I might’ve missed your loverly speech, and it’s not often I get credit for being cracky! I’m so glad you enjoyed the praise-it’s quite sincere. I’m glad you cleared up the accent thing-I had never heard the term and would have imagined it referred to the way Mundana speaks,(though I know she’s trying to sound posh, I can’t believe she isn’t aiming for the COCKney on Some level)
I can’t even pretend to be demure any more than I can resist saying:
*SOB* SNIFF*
leave Scott alone!
February 14, 2008
At 4:29 pm Bee Hind said:
Don’t make me separate you kids!
February 14, 2008
At 12:57 pm Jo Jo said:
Ay caramba!
February 15, 2008