Filed under: Nicole Kidman
A preggers Nicole Kidman kept her baby bump under wraps while shopping with hubby Keith Urban in Australia yesterday. Shopping for what, you ask? Why, the ‘rents-to-be were shoppin’ for baby clothes, natch.
Oooohhh! This is fun! What other Ted Casablanca-isms should I throw in there? Lemme see… preggers… bump… wraps… ‘rents… natch… oh, here we go:
N.K. and her coif-perf country hunk are in their home country visiting fam. ‘Course that’s not all they’re doing there, trust. Look, take this lil’ shopping trip, for ince…
Okay, I was totally going to work in a “Hell-ay,” “ka-peesh?” and not-so-thinly-veiled question about Keith’s sexuality, but I am EXHAUSTED. Phew! Yes, that’s the Awful Truth: Being Ted Casablanca is exhausting work! I swear, the man has his own dictionary. Move over, Merriam-Webster — make room on the shelf for Casablanca’s First New International Dictionary of Cheesy Nonsense!
Posted by Candy ♦ February 12, 2008
At 9:45 am martini lover said:
this is hysterical and so true! i can’t understand a word that guy writes. ayem, byoot, delish, huh?
February 13, 2008
At 3:52 pm librarian kathleen said:
I know, I know! The whole Ted
Casablanca thing is a subject
ripe for the joint Candy & Gallery
of the Absurd treatment.
That said… it seems that this
particular couple and this particular
so-called baby bump deserves Ted’s
wearying but bizarre language.
Only in Hell-Aye!! (and Australia)
February 13, 2008
At 5:48 pm emma said:
I love the pictures, keep them coming. They look so happy and I can’t wait to see their good looking child together. Must be LOVE!
February 13, 2008
At 6:12 pm Julie said:
My after dinner gut is bigger than her baby bump.
February 13, 2008
At 1:17 pm Deb said:
Something about these two together just doesn’t sit right with me. They just don’t seem to belong together somehow. Weird match.
February 17, 2008