Pieces of Candy: Tuesday Edition

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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck take Violet to the pet store. In response, Violet said, “Pet stores are soooo Paris Hilton. Let’s go to the shelter instead!” [CBS]

Another mugshot to add to the Hilton family album. [Gabby Babble]

Marisa Miller on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Best of all, the sport she’s promoting requires only one hand! [Fatback]

More of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman vamping it up for W magazine. Note to self: Buy doily necklace for fresh springtime look. [popbytes]

Emma Watson takes Kirsten Dunst’s oh-so-sloppy seconds. A Sloppy Johnny! [Ayyyy!]

Paris Hilton abandons her pussy. As should anyone who values their health. [CS]

Lindsay Lohan is smiley, splotchy. [POTP]

Contrary to what Pamela Anderson may’ve told you, your boobs can be too big. [Geno]


Posted by Candy ♦ February 12, 2008

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3 Responses to “Pieces of Candy: Tuesday Edition”

  1. Bobofet

    That bitch paris should be spayed immediately or locked in a closet and left to die like her dogs.

  2. Vern

    I can’t imagine why but I’ve made a bunch of “wizard of Oz” references today, so I’ll add one more:
    “Awww NUTS!”
    (the cowardly lion)

  3. i wonder if there are in beautiful celeb babes free for VD, err Valentine’s Day? hahaha

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