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1. Performing with Tina Turner is kinda like me singing karaoke at the local gay bar — you’re always going to seem bad by comparison.
2. Doesn’t matter how beautiful you are. . . only Bjork can pull off ostrich chic.
3. Crack is whack — unless you’re part of the music industry.
4. Miley Cyrus is 28 years old.
5. Fantasia is working on a live-action version of Pepé Le Pew: The Musical.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 11, 2008
At 9:43 am stell said:
Are Beyonce and Aretha wearing the same dress?
February 11, 2008
At 9:47 am martini lover said:
damn, tina turner looks good.
February 11, 2008
At 10:25 am Rebeca said:
MILEY CYRUS???? OMG I thought that was some freakin’ plactic clown … or a taxidermied tranny… o_O FREAK!
February 11, 2008
At 10:42 am chocoholic said:
Miley Cyrus is just plain U-G-L-Y!!!
February 11, 2008
At 10:46 am Michelle said:
I can’t stand Beyonce, I hope Tina put her back in her place.
Aretha should only be allowed to wear long sleeved moomoos.
February 11, 2008
At 10:51 am scott said:
I like older women, and Tina Turner is so beautiful. But I’m sad because… now I know who Amy Winehouse is and knowledge can sorta suck sometimes.
February 11, 2008
At 10:59 am scott said:
I like Miley Cyrus (she’s pretty), but unlike Amy Winehouse–whose household name is beating on me noggin from the inside– I still don’t know who she is.
February 11, 2008
At 11:02 am scott said:
God bless Janet Jackson. Yum!
February 11, 2008
At 12:08 pm Julie said:
Beyonce doesn’t even look like herself.
Why is Disney letting one of its stars look like a hooker? Didn’t they have enough drama with the naked star they had last summer?
February 11, 2008
At 12:58 pm Vern said:
Spot on Candy!
Beyonce is absolutely gorgeous, but she’s just not as talented as SHE thinks she is!
February 11, 2008
At 2:11 pm bluehawaii said:
The musical genres switched soooo many times on the show, I got whiplash.
…and John Mayer looked like Edward Scissorhands.
February 11, 2008
At 11:37 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Ahem! Julie - Disney make all their child stars look like hookers, in my day it was Britney, Christina, Lindsay … Some go on to wear escort chic, some end up dressed like street hookers and some look like 45-year old retired porn stars. I’ll leave you to guess who’s who.
February 11, 2008
At 10:06 am Pak31 said:
Miley Cyrus is not ugly. That picture is bad. Whoever did her makeup should be fired. She looks awful. She’s just a kid so when you see her with her natural looks, she is so much cuter. Here they ruined her. As for Ashlee Simpon, I am really tired of her. She has a different hair color every time you see her. She always looks pale and pastey and she is always stiff looking. She needs to get over herself quick.
February 14, 2008
At 1:52 pm Deb said:
If Miley Cyrus’ eyes were even a hair closer together, she would be a cyclops ! And Vern is so right about Beyonce’. The girl is not as talented as SHE thinks she is. Go Tina Turner !
February 17, 2008