We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Gossip for a Word from This Poodle

Filed under: General Musings, Pop Culture

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“I really need to stop going to the Ken Paves salon.”

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For Carl


Posted by Candy ♦ February 11, 2008

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16 Responses to “We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Gossip for a Word from This Poodle”

  1. martini lover

    suddenly i’m hungry for cotton candy.

  2. cruelty.

  3. dog lover

    you have no clue what you are talking about, bluehawaii. the dogs love doing what they are doing. nothing terrible is done to them at the shows. they get groomed and fed all kinds of treats and get tons of attention. sounds like a good deal to me!

  4. Sandra

    Poor dog - it looks hideous. What a ridiculous thing to do to a poor animal, treats or not.

  5. They are not free–they must stand in poses for those treats–they must work for it, and they are not allowed freedom. There is a show schedule they must follow and attend, like any other zombie worker out there.

  6. Vern

    clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
    DOG SHOW!

  7. It's British Bitch

    I see Kim Vo is in the middle of doing the extensions on that unlucky pooch at the bottom on the left. To the right we see Vo’s short-lasting shoddy work the day after.
    P.S. All together now: don’t breed or buy while shelter animals die. From my two gorgeous muttly lads and my beautiful pit bull girl.

  8. my first thought when coming here today was my dog won’t like carrots anymore if she sees that bodybuilder comedian with red hair. then second, you know how some people think their animals are humans, and really smart and junk? well, i just got to thinking that poodle looks like it has one of those old-fashioned wigs on, calling up images of founding fathers and stuff like that. that’s too weird. now i need something to drink, like a double soda.

  9. actually i don’t own a dog, but it thinks it owns me when I have cookies, cereal and other good snack foods.

  10. Vern

    Thanks scott, I wondered if anyone would reference Carrot top with this poor pooch-as they both have the same doo, which actually is a don’t.

    What kind of psychosis causes people to do this?

  11. langtry

    I remember listening to a radio interview with a scientist who had written a very serious study on the relative intelligence of dog breeds. Can you guess which one came out on top?

    The Standard Poodle.

    When the amazed Interviewer expressed his amazement at the scientist’s conclusion, the witty researcher replied:

    “Well, Gary, the dog didn’t give himself that haircut!”

  12. MMB

    LOL Vern–Molly Shannon and Will Ferrell…classic.

  13. It's British Bitch

    Scott: the wig remark - that’s hilarious. Langtry - haircut joke = classic. I have read that grand poodles were given that ridiculous do because they were used as retrievers and it helped when they were in water. Evidently this is spurious; unless there is a Gloriously Gay Great Lakes Region Huntin’ Club I am unaware of. President is Bobby Trendy, who sends his dog out to retrieve sporting this Paves atrocity.

  14. langtry

    Damn, “It’s British Bitch”, The Gloriously Gay Great Lakes Region Huntin’ Club (I’m a Chicago Girl myself) sounds like something that might actually exist. I’m falling on the floor from laughing so hard!

    As for getting shelter dogs first, I couldn’t agree more. I have cats myself and they are all shelter kitties. Give your poochies some kisses for me (I love Pitties and Mutts/Mongrels)!

  15. Jo Jo

    Cute doggies, but I love my cats.

  16. It's British Bitch

    Aww thanks Langtry. I have commended several hilarious responses you have left on other important matters recently. Yay, Langtry Kitties. I have a cat who supervises the dogs. LOL.

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