Filed under: Paris Hilton
Hey, I’m not knocking it. I peddled ladies’ footwear at ShoeWorks (Payless rip-off) when I was in high school! Not to brag, but I was also in charge of dyeing customers’ shoes to match their bridesmaid and prom dresses. Quite the artiste.
Paris Hilton is following in the footsteps — literally — of fellow esteemed designers such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez by launching her own footwear collection at a Macy’s in Orange County this weekend.
Paris, like, eloquently promoted her shoes by, like, noting that, “I have shoes from, like, every top designer, but I love that my shoes are not, like, $800, like most of my shoes, and they are much more comfortable.”
Turns out, there has been great anticipation for the Paris Hilton Footwear Collection. Holy Candy has a peek at the crowd clamoring to get into Paris’ shoes:
Posted by Candy ♦ February 11, 2008
At 3:25 pm martini lover said:
paris’s shoes would be too big for them.
February 11, 2008
At 3:26 pm Jenn said:
Does anybody buy her stuff? Do you know anyone who wear clothes or fragrance? Does anyone carry one of her hideouas handbags or own her jewelry? Who in gods name would want to wear these shoes? Other than the ‘girls’pictured? She makes me ill. Why do we keep humouring her? God! God! God!
February 11, 2008
At 3:37 pm Javelin said:
her “more comfortable” shoes were probably gifts her mom secretly bought from Mens Warehouse.
maybe Paris will launch her own line of wonk eyes. that would be sexy, too. or a Paris Hilton hit-counter to give your vagina for Valentines day.
February 11, 2008
At 5:03 pm Bee Hind said:
What’s hilarious is that she doesn’t sit down with a sketch pad and “design” the shoes or the bags or the jewelry. Some poor slob who will never get the credit does. So she’s not really a designer and she’s not really an actress. She’s just a poor rich girl who goes to parties, flashes her crotch, and pretends to be smarter and more sensitive than she really is.
Should I tell you guys how I really feel?
February 11, 2008
At 5:04 pm Bee Hind said:
And P.S. Javelin- The Paris Hilton hit-counter for your vagina- genius!
February 11, 2008
At 5:46 pm Javelin said:
Bee Hind– thank you, I figure Paris could use to to answer the yearly gyno questionaire instead of just stapling an US Weekly to the back of it.
and I agree, it’s irritating now that celebrities pretend they’re designers. especially when they have stylists that pick out their clothes! might as well say a mannequin designed the clothes she’s in, too.
February 11, 2008
At 8:14 pm Vern said:
Why isn’t carrot top in the line up for shoes?
February 11, 2008
At 10:19 pm Hock1 said:
The illegals are buying to use to cross the Rio Grande.
February 11, 2008
At 10:26 pm scamps said:
Now I know where to get my next pair of diving flippers.
February 11, 2008
At 11:28 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Martini Lover, Javelin, Vern and of course, the instigator herself, Candy: I salute you. Hilarious.
February 11, 2008
At 3:43 am scott said:
err…by the way, that isn’t that other celeb blogger with the shocking pink hair by chance?! nope doubt it.
February 12, 2008
At 3:45 am scott said:
Paris should always pose with a hairdryer just in case she wants to bl.. oops i mean dry someone’s hair.
February 12, 2008
At 5:03 am Vern said:
Scott-
pink hair chick is Britney, Bitch!
February 12, 2008
At 7:04 am scott said:
hahaha
February 12, 2008
At 9:41 am It’s British Bitch said:
Scott, Vern: there are two with pink hair. As you have noted, the curly one is either Britney, Bitch! or an endlessly self-promoting annoyance of a blogger. Is the beehive one a Grammy-winning British performer given to rash changes of hair colour? We need to be told.
February 12, 2008
At 1:48 pm Vern said:
British Bitch,
I tried to answer you before but my comment must have been so insipid it imploded! I thought Beehive was Brit and the other was Dame Edna but I went along with scott because it’s fun, I’m not sure who he meant!
February 12, 2008
At 4:48 pm Jo Jo said:
I’d wear combat boots before I’d buy a pair of Paris’ shoes.
February 12, 2008
At 1:08 am It’s British Bitch said:
Vern - I think Scott was possibly referring to blogger Perez Hilton but I don’t want anyone to get sued for libel so I’ll just throw in the word “allegedly” to be on the safe side. Just for the record, I have yet to see an insipid post from you
February 13, 2008
At 3:37 am lydokane said:
With the size of her feet I’m surprised that she doesn’t have a line of snow and water skis. I’m pretty sure she could just wax her feet and make a black diamond run.
February 13, 2008
At 5:31 am Guy said:
Check out Paris’ ugly feet here:
http://celebritytoejam.blogspot.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-tori-wilson.html
February 13, 2008
At 1:03 pm kali said:
She’s the new house designer for Barnum and Bailey’s Clown College.
February 13, 2008
At 6:12 am Madame Marie said:
Jo Jo — am deeply wounded, not to mention scuffed and muddied by your shoe-ist comments. What a hide! Not all of us were born to be satin ballet pointe shoes, or Jimmy Choos, you know. Where would the world be without the many tuff and rugged boots in many walks of life who are ever-ready to be laced into action and kick a### with all sorts of bravery?
February 15, 2008
At 1:04 pm Jo Jo said:
Madame Marie–actually, I am a Birkenstock and Teva shoe fiend!
February 15, 2008