Filed under: Celebrities
Aretha Franklin busted out the big guns for a MusiCares gala in her honor in Los Angeles last night. While many onlookers were awed and amazed by the seeming miracle that her girls didn’t make a break for it, Holy Candy has the engineering low-down on how her ta-tas were contained:
Posted by Candy ♦ February 9, 2008
At 3:48 pm K said:
Lol
February 9, 2008
At 4:13 pm PoorBritney.com said:
Hilarious!!
February 9, 2008
At 5:41 pm Jane said:
Holy Flapjacks!
She better not run without those things being in proper restraint!
Meanwhile, I love Ms. Aretha.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
February 9, 2008
At 9:04 pm scott said:
Yeah baby! Seriously, she is beautiful!!!
February 9, 2008
At 3:14 am stell said:
This is truly amazing! And you, Candy, are hilarious!
February 10, 2008
At 6:31 am Jo Jo said:
I’m glad you explained it, because I was wondering, especially about those teeny-tiny spaghetti straps.
February 10, 2008
At 9:54 am midevil said:
It all makes sense now! Teeny tiny spaghetti straps of titanium….
February 10, 2008
At 11:15 am Adam Smith said:
Actually,I think you’ll find it’s an Antigravity device.
Failing.
Miserably.
She put years of work into that as well.
Many people believe that Aretha left the
Music Biz for so long because of
agorophobia.
Instead,she was doing research into the
Higgs Boson particle,which many scientist
believe explains the existence of mass in
matter and thus gravity.
Her motives were entirely selfish though
,since she was only interested in supporting
her huge bust.Like Marvin Gaye and his
pursuit of a Cosmological Constant she
has not been succesfull.
Not in the slightest
February 10, 2008
At 1:01 pm Bee Hind said:
Does she not own a mirror?
February 10, 2008
At 2:07 pm Adam Smith said:
Bee Hind says:WROTE
Does she not own a mirror?
What with all that research into particle physics
I expect she does,(you need them for the lasers).
Besides you should show more respect,for one
of the greatest voices in popular music ever.
She will live on in people’s memories when both you and I are ashes in urns on the mantle pieces
of future descendents.Her scientific research
may also outlive her as well.
Who knows?
February 10, 2008
At 5:25 pm bv said:
If I wore a dress like that my boobs would force those spaghetti straps forever into my shoulders. My boobs are maybe, maybe 1/5 the size of Ms. Franklin’s. Hats off to her. She pulls it off. I kinda wanna stick my face in there and….well…I’m sure you can use your imagination. Dude, it’s Aretha Franklin.
February 10, 2008
At 8:24 pm kathleen said:
one false move and those things could blow!
February 10, 2008
At 8:15 pm Tim said:
OMG Candy! ROFL!
Structural System Supporting! That is classic!
You’re so funny.
Funny Oscars to you!
xoxoxoxox
Tim
February 11, 2008