Hope He Insured His Eyebrows

Filed under: Celebutards, Fight, Fight, Fight!

This is an even better Friday morning pick-me-up than my Splenda-drenched iced latte…

Behold Desperate Housewives gardener, Jesse Metcalfe, getting punched by a FOTM (Friend of Taryn Manning, duh!) in front of a Los Angeles nightclub last night. Guido madness! Of course, TMZ was there to capture this earth-shattering event, as I believe they have a live stream in front of every club (and psychiatric ward) in Hollywood.

Move over, Paris — I have a new ringtone: “What the f**k? What the f**k? What the f**k? What the f**k?” (Clearly, Jesse aced the verbal portion of his SATs.)


Posted by Candy ♦ February 8, 2008

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10 Responses to “Hope He Insured His Eyebrows”

  1. omj

    It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

  2. Michelle

    Fuckin’ sweet! That dude totally landed it!

  3. martini lover

    that just made my day.

  4. Jenn

    ‘guido madness’ ha ha
    This is awesome

  5. I don’t know what we are talking about here. Just got kind of excited thinking about women–not wives, coz I refuse to share–who are desperate and what form that might take. lol

  6. martini lover

    this is just a wild guess, scott, but i’m thinking it’s been awhile since you got a piece?

  7. Mateo

    Anyone who dares to mar the perfection that is Jesse Metcalf’s jawline should be strung from the highest tree. Or forced to stare into Zac Efron’s laser-like eyes until blinded for life.

  8. Why’d the dude punch him again?

  9. Jo Jo

    This is what I wanted Carlos to do to him on “Desperate Housewives.”

  10. It's British Bitch

    Ha, bitch got owned!!!!

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