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Star Jones Reynolds hasn’t had much luck in the employment department over the past couple years, from famously getting dumped by Barbara Walters to recently having TruTV ax “The Star Jones Show” after only a six-month run.
But wait…! No need to open your wallet and donate to the Star Jones Giuseppe Zanotti Stiletto Fund just yet. Thankfully, Star has landed on her feet with a new, glamorous position for which she must travel all over the country — and we were lucky enough to get the media coverage of her first day on the job:
Graphic by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd [be sure to check out the hilarious original color version]; Written by Candy Kirby
Posted by Candy ♦ February 7, 2008
At 3:44 am Jenn said:
Love Al’s outfit. Heh. Heh.
February 7, 2008
At 4:48 am Bee Hind said:
That Karma boomerang is a bitch.
February 7, 2008
At 7:57 am Julie said:
LOL!! Big gay Al’s pants are a hoot!!
February 7, 2008
At 9:34 am Javelin said:
‘metallic callous removers’ hahaha
I love how they look delusionally satisfied with themselves. I could almost see this happening for real.
February 7, 2008
At 10:06 am martini lover said:
she’s lucky to get that job!
February 7, 2008
At 10:25 am ashl3igh said:
HA! “I haven’t been this excited to cut something since my small intestine!”
…honestly, lady, 14’s artwork is a hoot in and of itself, but your collaborations with her really shine!
I’m absolutely tickled that you’ve decided to feature my home state as the “Congrats, honey, you’ve hit rock bottom!” location. but dude, I didn’t think that Beaver had its own press…or that Boone County had such a fancy shopping center, for that matter.
February 7, 2008
At 12:29 pm -Dontwant said:
[…] Star Jones and her new career Holy Candy […]
February 7, 2008
At 1:51 pm Vern said:
Watchout Candy!
You know she’ll be hunting you down, looking for a check for this gig!
February 7, 2008
At 4:49 pm Jo Jo said:
Does anyone really believe those 2 do it?
February 10, 2008