Filed under: Star Jones, Star Jones Art
Star Jones Reynolds hasn’t had much luck in the employment department over the past couple years, from famously getting dumped by Barbara Walters to recently having TruTV ax “The Star Jones Show” after only a six-month run.But wait…! No need to open your wallet and donate to the Star Jones Giuseppe Zanotti Stiletto Fund just yet. Thankfully, Star has landed on her feet with a new, glamorous position for which she must travel all over the country — and we were lucky enough to get the media coverage of her first day on the job:
Best wishes to Star in her exciting new job! Credits: Photo collage and graphics by 14, post and newspaper article written by Candy Kirby.
Posted by 14 ♦ February 7, 2008
At 3:22 am Vern said:
I hope they can keep her away from the chocolate dipped pork rinds! Other wise they will Never see any profit!
February 7, 2008
At 4:02 am jam said:
I will link you in my blog if you please. You are fantastic. Congratulations from Spain.
February 7, 2008
At 5:24 am Thorne Smith said:
Now I see where that dinner-jacket, shorts, and tubesock trend that’s sweeping the nation started!
February 7, 2008
At 9:28 am javelin said:
love that “discount gastric bypass” outlet next door… I bet it’s attached to a Sam’s Club, and members get 5 gastric bypasses for the price of 1. “Get the kids together and c’mon down!”
February 7, 2008
At 10:43 am ashl3igh said:
heehee…”Discount Gastric Bypass”…how depressingly appropriate for the location (my home state). And there’s that damn chimp again!
D’ya suppose Family Dollar will start selling Star’s new line of cheap-ass fur accessories? I can just see it: hats, handbags, fur-lined gloves and socks…made from a thrifty combo of scraps of fur bits that get thrown in the dumpster (ears, paws, etc.) AND Al’s and Star’s chest/bikini wax leftovers…all for $8.99 or less!
…oh goodness, I smell a new PS graphic, and I think I’ll start working on that myself (you’re busy enough)….
say, do you ever consider unknown, unprofessional, small-potatoes art students for Guest Artist features? hmm?
February 7, 2008
At 11:26 am Ally said:
Interesting…Family Dollar is owned by polygamists. Hmm….I sure wish her all the best, though. Everyone deserves at least that.
February 7, 2008
At 7:34 pm gracie o! said:
14, lover. I have a blog now too! You’re linked to it. ILU.
http://www.woolgatheringandmiscellany.blogspot.com
February 7, 2008
At 7:45 pm Green Eilleen said:
Does anybody know why Star had a career in the first place? I’ve always been mystified. I think a tour of dollar stores would be a great gig for her.
GE
February 7, 2008
At 9:01 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Trog think Star bad. Trog steal plastic whiffle bat from Dollar Store, beat Star with bat. Star squeal like alien in Star Wars with arm cut off.
World rejoice.
February 7, 2008
At 10:38 am Steve said:
Thanks for a great laugh when I needed one!
February 8, 2008
At 2:18 pm Michal la femme said:
“Star Jones Wigs 1.00″ nice touch, and I like the fact the store is already graffitied before her grand opening.
February 8, 2008
At 2:33 pm Demon Kitty said:
I will never forget when Star Jones described her incredible “sexual connection” with big gay Al - saying he had legs like a stallion and skin like butter… dear fucking god, I could have purged my entire whatever…
I damn this bitch to hell! Damn her! Damn her to hell a thousand times! Damn this bitch. I hope all the poor animals who had to die horrific deaths so this alien looking washed out broad could wear fur, I hope they all come back to life and gnaw the fat off of her ass.
Damn this fucking bitch! Damn her to hell!!!
February 8, 2008
At 5:35 pm rusalina said:
excellent!
February 8, 2008
At 11:01 pm Elizebeth said:
Al looks just fabulous! And I think I see a 14 spray painted on the building.
And I’m wondering if Demon Kitty could let me know where she talked about her sexy man like that? If it was on the View then I hope I can youtube it, that could be my new ringtone!
February 10, 2008