Filed under: Fashion
Yay! I’ve finally found the perfect Father’s Day gift.
Pigeons have an affinity for pooping on my dad’s head (true story), so maybe if he wears these chic accessories — while walking slowly in front of oncoming cars — they’ll mistake Dad for one of their own and leave his poor noggin alone.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 6, 2008
At 11:36 am bv said:
Whoa! Sign me up for that ass crack number.
February 6, 2008
At 11:45 am ubee0173 said:
woohoo!!! i needs me a pigeon-coat! maybe then the animal rights people will leave me alone- everyone knows pigeons are unholy beasts sent from the devil
February 6, 2008
At 11:46 am ubee0173 said:
why do i want to hit these people with brooms in disgust?
February 6, 2008
At 12:01 pm martini lover said:
does this mean my seagull coat is no longer in style?
February 6, 2008
At 2:08 pm sugarbear said:
LOL
February 6, 2008
At 2:35 pm Julie said:
Why do I have the sudden urge to throw popcorn on the ground?
February 6, 2008
At 3:13 pm kathleen said:
with the big pigeons running around NY, this is definitely needed: http://wishingfish.com/110589.html
February 6, 2008
At 3:25 pm librarian kathleen said:
I can’t decide about the eye makeup.
Is it goth/vampire or football player?
February 6, 2008
At 4:24 pm Bee Hind said:
Looks like the guy in the argyle suit forgot to take off the plastic cover.
How embarrassing!
February 6, 2008
At 4:56 pm kat said:
is that fashion week or Cirque du Soleil?
February 6, 2008
At 7:28 pm Adam Smith said:
I was running around dressed like a huge avian idiot at least ten years ago.Like a tragic birdman I would perch in trees and shit on passing strangers head’s,(by the way,sorry to your dad for any possibble distress I may have caused him).
Trust those obtuse plagiaristic mongy gimboids,of the fashoin industry,to appropriate the fruits of my genius with absolutely no attribution.Seeing my intellectual property plundered like this makes me feel like shitting on someone’s head.Don’t worry,your dad will not be a victim of my scatological wrath.This time round.
February 6, 2008