that ass-flap is the weirdest part of a very weird body. i was having a good day until now … it’s almost midnight … i can start a new day in minutes … but can i forget this image?
Whas’ the shiny silver thing next to her left ear? It’s the shiny iron fist of a robot midget, about to punch her split-end-sportin’, wedgie-rockin’ ass in the head. Hard.
I see the ass goiter is back. *sigh* Why won’t she just crawl into a deep, dark hole and die? It’s just as well. She’d probably emerge as some disarticulated Golem creature to plague us even further.
Even the chimp can’t stand her while he’s sober!
She should be required to wear lead bands in the seams of her skirts and dresses, like they use for drapes.
At 4:05 pm Dave said:
chips and a cracker! she’s gorgeous. even these little surprises are amazing. thanks 14!
February 6, 2008
At 4:54 pm PoorBritney.com said:
Just stunning.
February 6, 2008
At 7:46 pm Chansmom said:
My goodness, Paris has one low hanging butt! LOL!
February 6, 2008
At 8:19 pm Demon Kitty said:
Ew.
I love the monkey though. It’s my Chinese Zodiac sign.
February 6, 2008
At 11:52 pm Knox Bronson said:
that ass-flap is the weirdest part of a very weird body. i was having a good day until now … it’s almost midnight … i can start a new day in minutes … but can i forget this image?
February 6, 2008
At 9:34 am Lisa said:
Holy Moly, it’s the return of the Ass Curtains!
February 7, 2008
At 10:02 am Timea said:
Wow,this person on the left side is very beautiful! *G*
February 7, 2008
At 1:30 pm JennieBoo said:
God, I loathe her.
February 7, 2008
At 4:08 pm emily said:
how the hell do you see the ass from the front? that’s just odd
February 7, 2008
At 9:10 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Whas’ the shiny silver thing next to her left ear? It’s the shiny iron fist of a robot midget, about to punch her split-end-sportin’, wedgie-rockin’ ass in the head. Hard.
A man can dream.
February 7, 2008
At 1:11 pm Cal said:
LMFAO!!!
February 8, 2008
At 2:26 pm Demon Kitty said:
Everyone’s comment made me laugh.
It’s amazing how her ass is a backdrop for her cooter.
You know, I am speechless. I have already said and repeated everything there is to say about this overpriced whore.
February 8, 2008
At 6:31 am coffeegod said:
OMG that’s Parasite? I thought it was Courtney Love….and I didn’t think PH could look any worse.
February 9, 2008
At 4:48 am OogieBoogie said:
Before I came to the “comments” section of this post, I honestly had no idea whether this was Courtney Love, Tara Reid, or Paris Hilton.
February 10, 2008
Anonymous
At 3:51 pm Anonymous said:
Shouldn’t it read, “Hai!”
February 10, 2008
At 12:44 pm Kate said:
I see the ass goiter is back. *sigh* Why won’t she just crawl into a deep, dark hole and die? It’s just as well. She’d probably emerge as some disarticulated Golem creature to plague us even further.
February 11, 2008
At 5:44 am Hågar said:
Even the chimp can’t stand her while he’s sober!
She should be required to wear lead bands in the seams of her skirts and dresses, like they use for drapes.
February 12, 2008
At 5:34 pm mellen said:
I am so tired of seeing her freakin hanging low butt I could scream!!!!!!!!
14? Is there an update on the new venture yet?
February 12, 2008