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I cannot lie. For a brief moment, my loins may have betrayed me and unexpectedly experienced a favorable reaction to these disturbing photos. However, once I realized John was likely cracking jokes about “making romance explosions” with a bad Borat accent while holding a magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover… my vagina shriveled faster than Pam Anderson’s breasts in an Easy-Bake Oven. True story.
Happy Birthday, Mateo!
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Posted by Candy ♦ February 5, 2008
At 4:02 pm scamps said:
Ohhhh, no. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no noooo…
February 5, 2008
At 4:09 pm jewed said:
Is he mentally ill?
February 5, 2008
At 4:17 pm bluehawaii said:
Eeew. What some guys think is funny…
February 5, 2008
At 4:21 pm PoorBritney.com said:
I love it. This makes him so sexy now!
February 5, 2008
At 5:04 pm Julie said:
Mmmmm…take it all off John!!!!!
February 5, 2008
At 5:39 pm skosh said:
aarrgh…my eyes! >.<
February 5, 2008
At 6:43 pm Jenny said:
Why must you post such a horrid thing? I’ve hated him since the very beginning…. I’m sad now.
February 5, 2008
At 7:11 pm Erika said:
I never liked him…I hate his music and his lips give me the creeps. But seeing him trying to be funny - and having the balls (literally and figuratively) to wear the Borat bathing suit actually made him go up the scale.
February 5, 2008
At 8:20 pm guiseppe said:
what’s a matta him? why he a do that?
February 5, 2008
At 11:32 pm Mette said:
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please Candy, you should have blurred it and people could have clicked it…
February 5, 2008
At 1:52 am stell said:
OMG! This is something I did NOT want to see… EVER!
February 6, 2008
At 6:57 am Vern said:
John, John, John. *Sigh*
It’s not:
“What would Posh do?”
The question you need to answer before getting dressed is:
“What would BECKS do?”
February 6, 2008
At 7:58 am bv said:
He’s funny, but he needs what my ex used to call “The Great American Shave Down.”
February 6, 2008
At 8:35 am Bee Hind said:
Very few people could pull off that color,
and John is not one of them.
February 6, 2008
At 6:34 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
where exactly does one buy such an outfit?
February 6, 2008
At 1:56 am Sara said:
Gross, gross, gross. At least get waxed first, you dirty bitch, no one needs to see your curly pubes. Gross. At least Borat waxed!!!!
February 11, 2008