Filed under: Entertainment
Starring:
Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag’s Implants
Heidi Montag’s Signature “Epileptic Seizure” Dance Moves
Directed by:
Spencer Pratt (using his hand-held camcorder and the “David Silver of 90210 Technique”)
Cost:
3:29 of your time
Laughs provided:
Priceless
Posted by Candy ♦ February 4, 2008
At 9:59 am lala said:
Hilarious!! looks like this video should be a skit on SNL. loll what is she doing with her scary looking hands?
February 4, 2008
At 10:21 am johntherevelator said:
if i see one more bimbo bouncing her big boobs about on the beach.
i’m going to have to buy a gun.
just kidding, but really!
By the way, I love the alliteration if I do say so myself.
February 4, 2008
At 10:23 am omj said:
I will never in a million years subject myself to watching THAT voluntarily. EVER. Unless someone plans on strapping me to a chair and forcing my eyes open (a la A Clockwork Orange), I will succeed in my mission.
February 4, 2008
At 10:26 am beezer said:
What a joke!
She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she has absolutely no rhythm. She does the exact same thing over and over again. Her implants are so obvious and ugly. Did it ever occur to her to maybe have a few other people in the video with her? Stupid me, OF COURSE NOT!
If she makes money off of this then I am moving to Antarctica. The worst thing I have ever seen.
February 4, 2008
At 10:57 am Aimee said:
Those boobs look way too big for her small frame. She’s too petite for them!! Basically the 3:29 of this video looked like an endorsement for rhinoplasty and breast implants. To which I will reply “no thank- you”. It’s bad enough when a person can’t sing, but it’s just awful when you look that plastic at such a young age.
February 4, 2008
At 12:35 pm martini lover said:
she makes paris look like a class act.
February 4, 2008
At 1:24 pm PoorBritney.com said:
Is it evil to want to drown her slowly in the ocean behind her? I’m just saying.
February 4, 2008
At 1:42 pm Javelin said:
ahahaa… this is the kind of video people usually make BEFORE they become famous. and then they try to keep it a secret.
February 4, 2008
At 3:01 pm nashdog said:
using his hand-held camcorder and the “David Silver of 90210 Technique”
….genius!
February 4, 2008
At 4:25 pm Wordfiend said:
I had to mute the sound. Methinks this girl watches too much porn and thinks it’s “art.”
February 4, 2008
At 4:26 pm sugarbear said:
How can someone make Paris Hilton’s work look professional? And the sick thing is this will make this eh ‘woman’ even more famous for doing nothing!
February 4, 2008
At 4:49 pm Michelle said:
I made it to 2:32… eerily reminiscent of Paris Hilton’s attempt at the music scene, very forgettable.
P.S.
I actually went cross-eyed while watching this video.
February 4, 2008
At 7:00 pm Lucy Fer said:
Heinous.
I made it about a minute in. I sent it to my friend. She watched the whole thing and told me I had to watch the last 30 seconds of it.
I did. It was a wonderful WTF moment for those last 30 seconds. I have no idea what she was even thinking for those last 30 seconds. It was a ??? moment.
She sounds like the cats I had when I was growing up when they would fight each other.
February 4, 2008
At 8:12 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
i’m with wordfiend on this one. give her a few years and she’ll be slobbin knob for ‘work’…oh wait, she already did that–that’s how she got to make this piece of crap.
February 4, 2008
At 11:38 pm lisa said:
i dont know who she is! who are all these blonde celebrities you have in the states? im very lucky they dont seem to infiltrate the british music scene… i was the word music in the loosest form when im referring to what ever it is she was doing… and what was she doing with those arms???!!! was the director shouting at her… move those arms, i cant see you moving them so she ended up looking like a windmill? was she a waitress in one of your world famous hooters bars before doing this?
February 4, 2008
At 2:43 am melanie said:
omg i totally agree!
she cant bloody sing for nuts or rather lip sync. looks like.. a really bad home video. yeah wth was the end part? trying to fill time and sell her song by cheap porn?
gasp man.
“higher”. puh-lease.
February 5, 2008
At 4:35 am Kat said:
I ma shocked you thought that people would laugh about this.. I am presently crying my eyes out from the horrendous shrieks she calls singing…I am headed for the oto-doctor. Gasp.
February 5, 2008
At 7:48 am Jeane said:
Why doesn’t she just name the song “HEY LOOK AT ME PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY, I’M WEARING A BIKINI! LOOK AT MY BREASTS! PLEASE!”
February 5, 2008
At 4:14 pm Mushy said:
:’D Brought a little tear to my eye.
Is that for real? Honestly? ew.
February 5, 2008