Filed under: Britney Spears
So the latest development in the nonstop soap opera that is Britney Spears‘ life…? Her parents found that someone’s stolen a number of “valuable possessions” from her home.
After Britney’s father Jamie won legal control over his daughter and a restraining order against Sam Lufti at an emergency hearing yesterday, he and ex-wife Lynne returned to the house,”shocked” to find valuable items of their daughter’s “had been stolen,” an Us Weekly source says.
Britney’s parents believe the items were taken after she was taken to the UCLA Medical Center early Thursday morning. The LAPD confirmed that they had responded to a call at Britney’s house, but wouldn’t reveal what had transpired.
Only Holy Candy has an exclusive look at the suspects thus far:
Posted by Candy ♦ February 2, 2008
At 4:13 pm Aine said:
huh…my moneys on Mr. Burns.
or London!
sneaky little pup.
February 2, 2008
At 4:47 pm Mateo said:
I think there is a photo missing. Ms. Kirby? Your alibi, please?
February 2, 2008
At 5:40 pm midevil said:
That miserable dog, I knew it! I tried to get people to listen to me, But Nooooooooooo! -
Jane Curtin: John, John–
John Belushi: But Nooooooooooooooooooo–
…Man, I gotta stay off the wine.
February 2, 2008
At 5:48 pm jenner said:
It wouldn’t be Mr. Burns. You KNOW it’d be that little bitch Maggie.
February 2, 2008
At 5:52 pm midevil said:
I don’t see MKaggie pictures anywhere in that lineup. Is Candy slipping?
February 2, 2008
At 6:16 pm PoorBritney.com said:
It was Adnan looking for his passport.
February 2, 2008
At 6:28 pm that_girl said:
My money is on Sam or Adnan. I like that you threw in Mr. Burns. He is quite sinister.
February 2, 2008
At 7:04 pm Vern said:
Why all this fuss over a Costco-sized box of Cheetos? Oh well, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure!
P.S. MID!
LOVED the Belushi reference!!!
February 2, 2008
At 7:48 pm midevil said:
Vern,
As usual, spot on with the quick zingers.
Thanks for the props on the Belushi–honestly, he just crept into my buzzing mind and I went with it.
February 2, 2008
At 7:53 pm Exyank said:
I think it was Dr Phil, but he was there at the request of her family (even though their spokesperson denies it) and he’s going to do a special on what he found there and what’s wrong with Britney.
February 2, 2008
At 8:31 pm @@@@ said:
this woman has all the money in the world. I’m sure whatever it was that was stolen- she can just go out and replace. After all, she has got the $$$$
February 2, 2008
At 12:59 am scott said:
I haven’t the foggiest idea on this mystery.
February 3, 2008
At 3:05 am Javelin said:
well at least this solves the mystery of “what happens when you let the paparazzi eat leftovers out of your fridge.”
February 3, 2008
At 5:20 am Julie said:
Oh please, the only valuable thing she has is her children and they’re safe at home with their dad.
February 3, 2008
At 7:12 am midevil said:
I do wonder what it would look like in her mansion. I’m very curious.
February 3, 2008
At 9:34 am Jenn F. said:
A trail of orange footprints, cigarette butts, and a sticky stripper pole.
February 3, 2008
At 10:26 am midevil said:
Ok, nevermind.
February 3, 2008
At 11:00 am Jo Jo said:
Hope they also stole those tan boots and ripped fishnet hose of hers.
February 3, 2008
At 11:40 am Vern said:
Ewwww! Jenn F.!
I’m giggling and hurling into mah pink wig!
February 3, 2008
At 11:47 am midevil said:
It was an intervention theft!
February 3, 2008
At 12:31 pm Bee Hind said:
I heard the thieves made off with the Starbucks Barista Aroma Travel Tumbler, a box of morphine lollipops, a bad British accent, and her old hair extentions.
February 3, 2008
At 4:08 pm Jenn F. said:
But they couldn’t find any under-garments anywhere.
February 3, 2008
At 4:58 pm Vern said:
You can hate me for this-in fact I hate myself, but…
Jenn F.—No undies, THAT’S how they got the sticky stripper pole!
February 3, 2008
At 6:20 pm Bee Hind said:
Good one Jenn F!
February 3, 2008
At 8:27 pm ‘Sup said:
All a blog needs is 3 people without lives and *BOOM* ya got 24+ comments! I love America and Candy!
“Wee’elll we’re movinnn’ on u’uu’p…”
February 3, 2008
At 1:56 am Sara said:
I think you put one person twice. Technically, Dr.Phil and Mr. Burns are the same person.
February 4, 2008
At 5:42 am midevil said:
I’m really a professional blogger, ‘Sup. I get paid to leave pointless comments in various threads of blogs across the cyber space. It’s not a bad job, really.
February 4, 2008
At 6:48 am Vern said:
Mid,
Who do you have to sleep with to get THAT job?
I’m cheap. I’m easy.
February 4, 2008
At 7:08 am ‘Sup said:
SWEET gig Mid! Vern and I want in. Now.
February 4, 2008
At 8:27 am midevil said:
You have to… uh… sleep with… –whooops, be right back, the kitchen is on fire!
February 4, 2008
At 11:19 am kali said:
Ding-dang, her Hee-Haw commemorative plates are missing.
February 4, 2008
At 11:38 am Vern said:
HMMMPH! Kitchen on fire indeed. We know the only thing you use in there is the ice maker on your fridge!
‘Sup and I are inquiring minds-we want to know!
February 4, 2008
At 11:50 am midevil said:
Whew! I’m SO glad it was just a wee lil’ fire *holds up fingers to illustrate*!
Oh, the um, blog casting couch–I’ll give ya’ll a hint, it’s a he, but he pretends to be a “happy” guy rather than your heter-lovely guy. It was really the only way I could break into the paid posting gigs, honest.
p.s. Vern, I also use the wine and tumbler glasses! Sheeesh, give a girl some credit!
February 4, 2008