Filed under: Celebrities
Defamer managed to snag a copy of a threatening letter that Kirstie Alley’s legal team recently sent to US Weekly, asking them to fire a “Fashion Police” columnist over a stupid Scientology joke.
In the column, fashionista/comedienne Danica Lo said that Nicole Kidman’s silver suit was “specially designed [to repel] Scientologists.” Ha. Ha. Ha.
The letter, which you can read in full on Defamer, says:
Gentlemen: [Ed. Note: Her legal team should be fired for being sexist]
. . . Would you have published this comment if it were Jews, Muslims or Christians who were singled out for ridicule by Ms. Lo? Scientology’s principal difference from these other religions is its age, which apparently you feel gives you license to publish unfair and bigoted statements about its followers. Hostility against people of faith based solely on their religious beliefs is a poison you are help spreading.
Ms. Lo should be discharged for her narrow-minded comment. You should apologize and commit to a thorough examination of why you have chosen to foster animosity and bias against Scientologists.”
True — no one EVER makes fun of Jehovah’s Witnesses, Jews, Mormons or Catholic priests! Puh-lease, woman. That “joke” isn’t offensive to Scientologists. To comedians, maybe. But otherwise…? Time for Kirstie to pull out that Jenny Craig Beef Sirloin Bowl stuck up her ass.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 1, 2008
At 1:59 pm Vern said:
Um, Candy, I hate to correct you, but from the looks of that picture, I believe it’s actually Jenny Craig that is stuffed up Kirstie’s devout ass.
February 1, 2008
At 2:07 pm Candy said:
You’re absolutely right, Vern. I was just trying to be sensitive. Because that’s the kind of sweet gal I am.
February 1, 2008
At 3:00 pm Vern said:
Candy-
You’re sweet like sugar!
February 1, 2008
At 3:01 pm Vern said:
Hence the name!
February 1, 2008
At 3:23 pm Anonandonandon said:
Is it a coincidence that her bag looks like ET?
February 1, 2008
At 4:09 pm Jenn F. said:
Holy shit. It does look like ET.
February 1, 2008
At 4:44 pm scott said:
the first thing i noticed was in the photo, kirstie’s purse has the same smile as a dental receptionist.
February 1, 2008
At 4:58 pm Julie said:
LOL @ Vern #1!!
She’s a Class Act, man. (Not!)
February 1, 2008
At 5:14 pm scott said:
if somebody’s gonna give me the bird, they ought to wear a rather understated nail polish. but that color, while a bit flashy, turns me on.
February 1, 2008
At 5:20 pm scott said:
she really is a beautiful woman. i’m honest about beauty, as well as the fact that it’s friday night and i’m guy with no dates. lol
February 1, 2008
At 8:38 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
Wow you people are observant! Who would have
known Scientologists wear ET purses like Christians wear crosses…
February 1, 2008
At 6:19 am Bee Hind said:
I wonder if she has a comb in that ET purse.
February 2, 2008
At 11:35 am -Dontwant said:
[..] alley flips paps - weekend hot kinks [..]
February 2, 2008
At 7:48 pm bluehawaii said:
maybe the church of scientology could use that picture of Kirstie for promotional purposes.
cause we all wanna be…just. like. her.
February 2, 2008
At 2:01 am Rebeca said:
Well, not only does Scientology hekp Kristie with her sense of humour, weight and good looks (alongside Cruise and Travolta) but it also helps her with her incredible career. I mean like she’s all over the place, right? Literally…
February 3, 2008
At 7:15 am midevil said:
Rebeca,
Ah ha! You just stumbled on the main element that draws $cientologists together! They must all be out of shape!
February 3, 2008
At 4:16 pm Jo Jo said:
maybe, because $cientology is a cult, not a religion?
February 3, 2008
At 5:10 am antonella ree said:
SHE IS SO FAT AND UGLY NOW,HER ARMS LOOK LIKE A 60 YR. OLD WOMAN,WELL GETTING OLD DOES THAT TO US ALL,TO BE 35 AGAIN,DOWNHILL FROM THERE!!!
February 13, 2008