I Think Britney and Kirsten Already Beat Them to It

Filed under: Tyra Banks

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Tyra Banks and half of her studio audience took to the streets of NYC to burn their bras in celebration of the book titled, bOObs:  A Guide to Your Girls.

Um, considering my latest Body by Victoria purchase cost $45, I think I’ll just celebrate my “girls” with a glass of wine and handshake.  (YES, they have hands — don’t yours?)


Posted by Candy ♦ February 1, 2008

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12 Responses to “I Think Britney and Kirsten Already Beat Them to It”

  1. amelia

    I’m (REALLY)
    glad that this isn’t the case,
    but why are they burning bras while
    still wearing their own??

    And does anyone actually watch Tyra’s
    show??

  2. Vern

    Just when I think Tyra can’t get any stooopider (oh yes it IS SO a word) she goes and tops herself! She must be getting a kickback from VS for all the NEW bras these boobs will have to buy.

    p.s. Candy
    My girls and I love a nice glass of wine also!

  3. *ponies up to the wine barrel lineup*

  4. Vern

    Yay Mid!

  5. Jenn F.

    What the hell is Tyra wearing under her multitude of layers? A sport bra?

    Oh and I’ll take a glass of that too.

  6. Bee Hind

    Yep, my bras cost too much to throw into a flaming barrel.
    Sorry Tyra.

  7. here’s hoping that becomes a mass movement.

  8. librarian kathleen

    Proof that truth is stranger than
    fiction. You couldn’t make up this
    story! (Who would want to?)

  9. omj

    Am I the only one who’s named my breasts?
    Selma and Louise love it when I get all effed up on the vino.

  10. Vern

    OMJ- you are such a badass! But great idea!
    Let’s name celebrity “bits”!
    Brit Brit’s tits-
    Batshit and Crazy!

  11. VERN!!!! Too good, too good. Batshit and Crazy- couldn’t think of two more fitting names for Britney’s “bits”. Batshit- is just too irrational to be dealt with sanely, and crazy is just in a state of mental disorder!!!!- Poor Britney, no wonder they both refuse the comfort, support, and coverage that wearing a bra can provide. And with all of Brit’s problems- the last thing she should have to worry about is trying to strap those girls in first thing every day.

  12. Jo Jo

    Maybe they’re burning their cheap bras, because a good one is sure pricey these days.

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