Filed under: Pieces of Candy

A romantic tale as old as time: Ethan Hawke knocks up the nanny. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirm that old adage: The couple that shares eyeliner together, stays together. [POTP]

Star Jones has been fired more than Dick Cheney’s gun during attorney hunting season. [Gabby Babble]

Rihanna’s new “Got Milk?” ad. Which always looks more like a “Got Facial?” ad to my filthy-minded eye. [popbytes]

As if lingerie isn’t confusing enough. [Ayyyy!]

Gotta get your fix: The requisite Britney Spears updates. [Celebrity Smack]