Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton once said of jail, “God has given me this new chance. My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail. God has released me.” And, apparently, He released her drunk ass right into the arms of Elisha Cuthbert, who she was seen kissing on Tuesday night. Which I’m sure had nothing to do with getting publicity for the Oscar-bound The Hottie and the Nottie.
The two blondes were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club, a source tells Us Weekly. Paris also climbed onto the banquets in her size-11 heels and danced on them. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
*SIGH* If only He had released her in Siberia.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 31, 2008
At 11:46 am jewed said:
So,she’s finally humped every guy in Hollywood,huh?
January 31, 2008
At 11:49 am Jenn F. said:
Look at the size of those feet… they look even bigger than usual next to Cuthbert’s.
January 31, 2008
At 1:18 pm omj said:
Does any body else think Paris looks like a squished headed barbie doll?
January 31, 2008
At 1:27 pm stell said:
(c: I do!
I guess she needed new publicity for… whatever it is that makes her walk into every flashlight.
January 31, 2008
At 1:32 pm Javelin said:
Jenn F, I was just thinking that! look at those big-ass feet, damn!
January 31, 2008
At 2:21 pm Jenn F. said:
*singing to the tune of “Here comes Barbie”*
Wonnnky eyyyyed… biiiig fooooot
January 31, 2008
At 6:37 pm Holy Terror said:
I have a confession to make fellow Holy Rollers. I have big feet…size 11. I’ve always hated them. I always wanted to be little and petite, but my body just never cooperated. When I was a freshman in Catholic High School, I prayed a Novena for Size 7 feet. Needless to say the Saint in question had other more pressing needs to attend to. I went into a fancy shoe store once and told the Salesgirl my size. They expression she made reminded me of those frozen horrified people from The Ring. All I have to say is thank goodness for Payless and online shopping, or I’d be wearing old newspapers for shoes.
I’ve learned to live with it and accept my inner bigfoot, but this Paris thing is bringing it all back. Jamaican me sad!(Sniff)
Also, since I’m on a roll–I think Susan Sarandon’s shoes look okay. I could never walk in heels either, so I would probably wear that too. (Sniff again)
And, oh yeah. I do have a wonky eye too. I was getting glasses once and the Optometrist asked me if it was “neurological,” like if I had a stroke or something? Way to raise a girl’s self-esteem. (Blows out collected mucus)
But the good news is I’m not a whore of the multiple sex partner or publicity seeking kind! At least for the time being. So let the whore jokes fly!
January 31, 2008
At 6:41 pm Aimee said:
I never understood why anyone found her attractive in the first place. Flat- chested, long nose, THE BIGGEST FEET I HAVE EVER SEEN.. and absolutely no sense of style whatsoever. Who cares if she’s screwed a lot of people- anyone can have sex. There is no part of her that is attractive to look at. What a monstrous outfit she’s wearing.. you couldn’t pay me all the money in the world to wear such ugliness.
And is it just me, or along with those extra- large feet she’s got, is she sporting an extra long- neck? This really is an awful picture, she looks so distorted!! And if that is how her body is actually proportioned, then that’s quite unfortunate.
January 31, 2008
At 7:22 pm vee said:
Paris’s face looks like Elle Barkin’s in this picture.
January 31, 2008
At 9:41 am Jenn F. said:
Holy Terror, the main difference is that we like you!
It also sounds as though you’re quite tall. The thing about Paris, is that she isn’t all that tall. She’s 5′7 with size 11 feet. I’m just over 5′7 and my feet are a size 8. Her feet are just out of proportion with her height. There’s nothing wrong with size 11 feet if you’ve got the nice long legs and torso to go with them.
Besides, you’re not a crab-infested self-absorbed skank. That’s what really matters.
February 1, 2008
At 11:14 am MMB said:
she’s a lesbian just like all those Girls gone wild, and college freshman at frat parties, and all other low self esteemed, pathetic, desperate for attention skanks out there. Fake-lesbian is the new black.
February 1, 2008
At 11:38 am Holy Terror said:
Awww, tank u Jenn F. I also wished to be taller too though. I’m 5′6″.
February 1, 2008
At 12:14 pm scott said:
I think it’s just awful. Wish I could help her get back to being straight. hahaha
February 1, 2008
At 12:15 pm scott said:
i think she’s sooo hot!
February 1, 2008
At 12:17 pm Jenn F. said:
Oh, Holy Terror, well you’re tall in my books. You sound tall, you act tall, you’re tall dammit.
And you don’t have crabs.
Viva la feeties!
February 1, 2008
At 4:40 pm Bee Hind said:
Holy Terror,
I’m praying to Padre Pio for your desired size of a 7 shoe.
Until then, know that we love you for you!
-Bee
(a size 9 wide)
February 2, 2008
At 6:04 pm midevil said:
I’m 5 ‘ 2″ and a size 8 1/2 WIDE. Does that console?
Scott, you think every chick is attractive. I’m sensing a little sexual frustration on your end…
February 2, 2008