Filed under: Celebrities, Entertainment, General Musings
Starring Vince Vaughn as the fast-talking funnyman!
Starring Shirley MacLaine as the quirky, no-holds-barred cynic!
Starring Ben Stiller as the fastidious, slightly neurotic nice guy!
Starring Owen Wilson as the boyishly charming rogue!
Starring Jaime Pressly as the trash-talking, cleavage-baring redneck!
Others…? Starring _________ as __________!
Posted by Candy ♦ January 31, 2008
At 11:08 pm Vern said:
Eddie Murphy as a drag queen!
January 31, 2008
At 11:38 pm Vern said:
Clive Owen as the sexiest man alive!
January 31, 2008
At 12:32 am lisa said:
Tom Cruise in denial
February 1, 2008
At 3:28 am Bee Hind said:
Jack Nicholson’s been doing it for decades.
February 1, 2008
At 3:44 am midevil said:
Yay Vern!
February 1, 2008
At 6:39 am gringo said:
Jessica Simpson as dumb blonde
February 1, 2008
At 6:57 am sarah said:
-Julia Roberts as America’s sweetheart with an annoying laugh that she uses in EVERY movie she makes, and said laugh is for some strange reason featured in every commercial for her newest piece of trash movie
-Bruce Willis as the tough smart ass
-Robin Williams as the manic _______ (fill in the blank)
-Kate Hudson as a poor imitation of her mother playing a ditzy blonde
-Kevin Costner as the slow talking dim-wit with an IQ of 80, but we’re supposed to think he’s hot so it’s o.k. that he’s incredibly dumb and boring
-Mike Myers as the obnoxious dip shit with the comic maturity of a 12 year old
-Nicholas Cage as the weird dude
-But the winner HAS to be ….. Jack Nicholson ….. who has been phoning in the same smarmy performance for years and years
February 1, 2008
At 7:16 am Annie said:
Nick Cage now as the weird OLD dude.
(He’s showing his age.)
February 1, 2008
At 8:11 am suzanne said:
Sean Penn- he has no personality - save being an asshole.
February 1, 2008
At 8:26 am Javelin said:
Chris Tucker as the high pitched fast talking counterpart.
Jennifer Aniston as the girl next door.
Lisa Kudrow as the kooky girl next door (I think Friends was so successful b/c they were all playing themselves).
Adam Sandler as — well, Candy said it better than anyone a week or so ago. big dumb kid or something like that.
John Travolta as a dancing queen.
Fred Thompson as a stale, gruff politician.
February 1, 2008
At 9:22 am jewed said:
Matthew McConaghey as a maybe-inbred,
redneck quick-talker
with no sense of personal-space ‘issues’.
February 1, 2008
At 9:28 am Jenn F. said:
Lindsay Lohan as a young girl with issues.
February 1, 2008
At 12:25 pm Adrienne said:
Jessica Simpson as a ditzy blonde with a creepy, inappropriate father and nothing going for her except huge boobs.
February 1, 2008
At 12:43 pm Mateo said:
Mateo as High Priest of The Altar of the Superficial and True Believer in All Things Candy! Oh, and Paula Abdul starring as a Hot Mess on Idol. Tuesday was a classic. “Burp!!”
February 1, 2008
At 2:31 pm Aine said:
Morgan Freeman as the calm, wise advice giving old man
Angelina Jolie as an over sexed bombshell with some serious issues
Hayden Christensen as….a piece of wood.
February 1, 2008
At 3:25 pm kellyd said:
Sean Connery as a Scottish guy, even when he’s commanding a Russian submarine!
February 1, 2008
At 4:44 pm midevil said:
Mmmm, Sean Connery–no, wait–Mmmm, Ewan McGregor!
February 1, 2008
At 5:34 pm Aine said:
midevil, I second that “mmmmm”
February 1, 2008
At 5:42 pm scott said:
Adam Sandler as a big kid always goofing off.
February 1, 2008
At 7:35 pm Holy Terror said:
ROTFL @ all, especially kellyd!!
February 1, 2008
At 9:44 pm librarian kathleen said:
And Mel Gibson as the leering,
stumbling stepfather.
February 1, 2008
At 7:02 pm bluehawaii said:
George Clooney as a lovable rogue.
Brad Pitt as a hunk who wants to be taken seriously (but isn’t)
Matt Damon as a high I.Q. pinch hitter.
Ben Affleck as a putz.
Keanu as a putz.
Hugh Grant as a putz.
February 2, 2008
At 4:28 pm Jo Jo said:
Clint Eastwood as the stogie-chewing, soft-spoken, wise, rough-hewn, “Blondie” cowboy.
February 3, 2008
At 10:39 am audrey said:
meg ryan as the hapless whiner who finds love with the guy who seems so wrong for her that he’s somehow just right
February 6, 2008