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Added bonus: You can use them afterward to hold up your shower curtains!
Posted by Candy ♦ January 30, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ January 30, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 6:52 pm scott said:
Degree of difficulty, ahem… rises in the ring toss competition.
January 30, 2008
At 7:53 pm midevil said:
You’re best bet is to simply ask LiLo how much fun they are–I’m sure she’s tried every brand out there, and more than once or 300 times.
January 30, 2008
At 11:30 pm Zip said:
Next they’ll have vibrating tongue rings!!!
January 30, 2008
At 5:53 am Bee Hind said:
They’d make cute earrings!
January 31, 2008
At 6:55 am Jenn F. said:
Where the hell is Vern?
January 31, 2008
At 7:28 am midevil said:
Jenn F., that’s what I’ve been wondering to. I hope all is ok in Vern land.
January 31, 2008
At 8:50 am Ron said:
How bad are you in bed if you need something to make you schlong move?
January 31, 2008
At 8:58 am omj said:
Maybe it’s for those ladies, like say Paris Hilton, who are, shall we say, a bit more cavernous than others?
January 31, 2008
At 9:00 am midevil said:
OMJ,
Ahem, introducing the new JackHammer Trojan, with 3 inch wide ribs…
January 31, 2008
At 9:13 am Jenn F. said:
*lol @ omj & mid*
January 31, 2008
At 9:16 am midevil said:
I hope I don’t have nightmares tonight about working on a vaginal construction site, getting lost in bog at the center of it.
January 31, 2008
At 1:19 pm omj said:
Mid- for that really “special” someone…
January 31, 2008
At 1:20 pm omj said:
I’m just hoping my recurring nightmare of parking teeny tiny clown cars in an airport hangar doesn’t haunt me tonight.
January 31, 2008
At 2:01 pm midevil said:
*pisses pants*
January 31, 2008
At 2:22 pm Jenn F. said:
LOL
January 31, 2008
At 7:39 pm Sarasmiles said:
I like the tongue ring idea!
January 31, 2008
At 11:29 pm Vern said:
I like how you don’t miss me until it gets REALLY gamey! I had some family stuff, and I’m scared to say you all are so much saner-it’s nice to be back!
January 31, 2008
At 3:53 am midevil said:
Yeah, um, we’ve been wondering where you were, Vern. Next time, please let us know in advance. Family Smamily, you still have a responsibility here, eh! Sheeesh.
February 1, 2008
At 9:16 am kali said:
dog collars for one of Paris’s minuscule mutts.
February 1, 2008
At 11:44 am Vern said:
OH! That poor little doggy!
February 1, 2008