Filed under: Most Likely To Have...
Holy Candy is taking a different twist on those high school yearbook predictions about which of your classmates were “Most Likely To Succeed” — and honoring celebrities for behavior they likely exhibited before they were famous. That’s right: recognition of past accomplishments, rather than future ones.
Congratulations to Mike Tyson for being the eighth “Most Likely to Have…” honoree!
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE ATTEMPTED A CLITORODECTOMY ON HIS CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, ALANIS BEATRIZ TYSON, AFTER HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PRACTICE
Posted by Candy ♦ January 30, 2008
At 4:52 pm jewed said:
You one sick bitch,ya know that?
Love it!
January 30, 2008
At 4:59 pm martini lover said:
i bet he still has that doll.
January 30, 2008
At 5:04 pm Candy said:
Awww, jewed, you flatter me so!
January 30, 2008
At 7:47 pm Sister Pearl said:
Is it just me or does Mike look like a Klingon?
January 30, 2008
At 7:54 pm midevil said:
The sight of that man’s hand makes me shudder.
January 30, 2008