Filed under: Beckhams
Contraception use may not be too popular in Hollywood these days, but it is on the rise in overpopulated China. In fact, a Chinese condom manufacturer is using David Beckham’s name to promote its jimmy hats without Becks’ permission — and, not surprisingly, it is now the best-selling condom brand in China.
Only Holy Candy has an exclusive look at these alluring Beckham-branded prophylactics:
Very rough English translation of ad copy:
Do you want to score sexy little hooker wife like David Beckham? Then slip into BECKS — just like Tom Cruise want to do! Make the long love to sexy hooker lady with confidence. Guaranteed to protect wang from the baby and the Gonorrhea. Just score all night long like David Beckham score on field when he actually play in game once a year.
So buy your BECKS condom today. We promise you sweat even harder than a twelve-year-old making Kathie Lee blouses in Zhongshan City!
BECKS graphic by Gallery of the Absurd. Translation by Linguist Candy, whose Mandarin is admittedly spotty.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 29, 2008
At 5:46 am midevil said:
Yis! Wonderful work, Candy-14!
January 29, 2008
At 6:59 am Jenn F. said:
That is freaking hilarious. “Long Love”. Score sexy little hooker wife! Aaaaahahahahahahaaa!!!
January 29, 2008
At 7:12 am Sara said:
Candy I read the link re: workers in that factory in China. That is disgusting, do you have any further information? I am horrified!
January 29, 2008
At 9:35 am Javelin said:
I wonder if they have a Paris Hilton female condom… maybe it says, “use condom if no want big-foot baby”
ps. bone it like beckham– hahaha
January 29, 2008
At 11:50 am Jenn said:
Sara- the Kathy Gifford sweat shop is old news - almost 10 years. The expose of her clothing and the manufacturers brought conditions to the forefront - I think we all suspected - go to nlcnet.org for info on the garment industry and what can be done and what is happening - the good and the bad.
All that said - this is very funny Candy and 14
January 29, 2008
At 3:33 pm librarian kathleen said:
Tigers and dragons and Becks: oh my!
January 29, 2008
At 7:59 pm Lindsey said:
Haha “Now with less lead and toxins”
January 30, 2008
At 11:36 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Candy: sterling work; Javelin: “bone it like Beckham” = hilarious. That fetching Tiger stole may actually belong to Becks; this is based on the Trumpesque “taste” I saw when they graciously showed off their nouveau-riche home to Hello magazine a few years back.
February 6, 2008