Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Former Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland is thinking:
1. This is the last time I shop at House of Dereon.
2. I feel like I forgot something. Locked the door…? Check. Trashed Dreamgirls DVD basket Beyoncé sent me for Christmas…? Check. Put on pants…? Uh-oh.
3. When the hell will people stop calling me “former Destiny’s Child singer”? Beyoncé doesn’t have to put up with that crap.
4. Okay, this is usually the part where my teeth fall out and Richard Simmons enters the stage on a pink elephant. Oh, please let this be a dream. Richard…?!
5. None of the above. Kelly is thinking _____________.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 28, 2008
At 3:34 pm Aimee said:
“I really wish I was that other girl from Destiny’s child right now”.. (what was her name again.. michelle something??)
January 28, 2008
At 3:57 pm librarian kathleen said:
Er…uff…uh, please, start that
Karaoke machine AGAIN, if you don’t
f***in* mind!
January 28, 2008
At 5:01 pm Julie said:
Why did I let that Spears chick dress me???
January 28, 2008
At 5:18 pm bluehawaii said:
“Uhhh. I can’t feel my feet or my ass.”
January 28, 2008
At 5:20 pm Jo Jo said:
How long ’til I can get this sausage skin off?
January 28, 2008
At 5:35 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
If this outfit doesn’t jump start my career, at
least the stalkerazzi will show me some love
January 28, 2008
At 6:48 pm @@@@ said:
hey y’all, since that beyonce girl up and left destiny’s child- i thought it was time i took my career into my own hands. i’m tired of that bitch always stealin the spotlight, y’all know i was the best singer in that group, and the best lookin. i’mma show her. so, with the help of my new stylist, i’ve got a s-l-a-m-m-i-n new look and i’ve got a new cd that’s gone put that beyonce to shame. y’all be saying beyonce who? and now i’mma sing y’all my new song: under my um-brella, ella, ella.. eh eh… how does the rest go? damn.. i need some more practice.. ohh well, where is jay- z, he’s supposed to rap on my track? what? he’s with beyonce? that chick always has to steal the spotlight from me. what? i wrote that song myself. rihanna who? i’ve never heard of this rihanna chick, and to prove it i’ll sing y’all my second single off my new album. SOS please someone help me… it’s not healthy…
January 28, 2008
At 10:15 pm Zip said:
It’s Number 2!!!
January 28, 2008
At 11:42 pm Sara said:
My camel toe is starting to itch…
January 28, 2008
At 1:35 am scott said:
I’m told in bikini competitions, shemales tape it down. That doesn’t have anything to do with this post, just thought that was interesting. lol
January 29, 2008
At 10:56 am Deezee said:
I bet Beyonce doesn’t have to do no shit like this!
January 29, 2008