Who’s That Girl?

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Heidi Montag appears to be getting into character should she be offered a role on Heroes — a role playing a shapeshifter who’s able to transform herself into an entirely different person with the wave of a doctor’s scalpel.


Posted by Candy ♦ January 26, 2008

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21 Responses to “Who’s That Girl?”

  1. martini lover

    she looked better before. now she looks like a wax figure.

  2. Nah- the new heidi looks so much better. She looks a million times better. You go- girl!!

  3. mo

    no amount of surgery can help this chick. im a dude and i think she looks like shit either way.

  4. Then you must be gay, dude. Since when is this girl ugly? Ew. You’re probably ugly. She’s a thin, gorgeous looking young blonde. Sounds like you need to step off a bit. Don’t worry, she probably wouldn’t f**k your ugly ass anyway.

  5. martini lover

    you were right candy. heidi has also shapeshifted into “nadia” AND “asdfghjkl;”!

  6. It’s like an assembly line of chop-chop. Girl already looked fine. Is there a certain nose die cast that all new starlets must be cut to fit?

  7. Yep. It’s a die cast nose. Plastic. Plaasss….TIC.

  8. bluehawaii,

    I just imagined Gollum (LOTR) saying that! “My plassssstic nosssssse!”

  9. Jane

    Wow, her ‘generic’ Hollyweird looks will take her places. Perhaps she will end up looking like that surgery-freak Joan Rivers, only sooner rather than later.
    Her yarn hair enhances her fake face.
    She better stay away from any open flame.

  10. Paula

    I like her and Spencer they are cute. L.C. is jealous of Heidi because she got a stable man. And L.C. is only a one night thing for men.

  11. Agreed, Paula.

  12. Zip

    “Wow…she has changed???”

    The following is off topic but it is very important for young women to know, and I felt I’d be remiss if I failed to mention it considering the health risks. There are increasing warnings on the anti STD vaccine known as Gardasil, with mutiple deaths and other adverse reactions reported in young women who have used the drug. The following is an article on it. Please do your own research on the subject for your own protection and consult your doctor. Here is the link:

    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58004

  13. either way, she looks hot to me!

  14. Jo Jo

    It’s sad how so many of the young Hollywood girls come to look like “cookie cutter cut-outs.” Yes, they do look pretty, but not distinctive anymore, after surgeries and the same haircolorings.

  15. Wow, that’s an article that every young woman should definitely be reading. It’s so important for this information to be put out there. Thanks, Zip.

  16. Hey midevil…That’s funny!!

    Thanx Zip.

  17. Nurse Ratchet

    In response to Zip’s comment regarding Gardasil, which is an anti-CANCER vaccine…this is right wing propaganda. Do your research.

  18. In response to the dumb- ass who is Nurse Ratchet- (aka not a nurse in real- life) it’s an anti- CANCER vaccine.. for HPV- it is used to guard against *diseases*. GARDASIL may not fully protect everyone and does not prevent all types of cervical cancer, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT YOU DUMB BITCH.
    It’s both an unnecessary vaccination, and one that a lot of young women have gotten reactions from- in some cases they HAVE BEEN FATAL. We, as a society, vaccinate our children for many things like Measles, Rubella, Varicella, and Polio. Things that are necessary in protecting our children’s health. HPV is not something that has to be prevented by vaccination, as there are other ways to protect yourself.
    TEACH YOUR KIDS ABOUT SAFE SEX!!!! Use protection, don’t sleep around, get tested every six months to make sure your protection is working, getting tested and using contraception are ways to protect yourself from HPV and other infections.

  19. Zip

    There are over 300 forms of human papilloma-virus and Gardasil only protects against 6 of them. In addition, it is said that the Gardasil may actually contribute to the growth of cancers.

    I’m not a right winger, nor am I a left winger…as the Democrat Party and the Republican Party are playing a game of good cop, bad cop with our collective lives. Regardless, they have become largely one party…the RepubliCrats as many are now calling them. Who got us in Iraq, for instance–both Parties…not just one???

    My source for the story on Gardasil is Alex Jones–and I looked-up information on the internet based on details profiled in his news reports– information which is completely independent of Jones and his efforts. And Alex Jones, BTW, is anything but a conservative…in fact, he is anti-establishment, anti-government.

    When I heard his report, I just felt I had an obligation to pass on the information to others due to the ugly nature of many of the cases and the apparent lack of major media exposure. You’ll note that most broadcast and cable networks are highly funded by drug company advertisers, their number one source of income are those very advertisers, hence the lack of negative reports on Gardasil. I heard 3 separate reports of young women taking the drug and dying within hours…one in about 8 hours, and two bleeding-out of every body orifice for 2 days, each…until they died.

    That isn’t a Republican, Democrat, Independent, Conservative, or Liberal issue, that is a human issue, politics and party affiliations be damned!!!

    My Mom is a Registered Nurse…and she has always told me it takes 20 years to 50 years to know the full risks of a drug once it is being sold to, and used by, the populace in general. A fact that I have recently heard doctors and medical researchers back-up in news reports. Gardasil has only been out in the marketplace for a short time and there have already been a series of very sad and spectacularly unneccessary deaths.

    Something to think about.

  20. Tell it like it is, Zip!!!!

  21. Zip

    Thank you Denise!!! You really stood-up for the facts.

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