Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Jamie Foxx looks like this because:
1) He thought it was a more flattering look than the Ronald Reagan masks his fellow Bank of America robbers used;
2) He had to shave his mustache after losing a bet that he couldn’t go more than a day without breaking into song: “She take my money/when I’m in need…”;
3) He’s starring in BET’s next BlackBuster Movie entitled, “A Man of Many Hats: The Samuel L. Jackson Story”;
4) The salesman at Spencer’s promised those “x-ray” glasses really would help him see through women’s clothes;
5) None of the above. He looks like that because ____________.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 25, 2008
At 3:21 pm librarian kathleen said:
Definitely #3.
January 25, 2008
At 3:58 pm c’est moi said:
he thinks the “brazillian vagina” look is in
January 25, 2008
At 5:13 pm Kate said:
I had to do a double take - I thought it was a slimmed-down Samuel L. Jackson.
Odd.
January 25, 2008
At 5:22 pm bluehawaii said:
OMG! all of the above. sooo funny.
Stardom must really mess with your head.
January 25, 2008
At 7:29 pm MsTriste said:
He’s anemic. Sorry - I’m a nurse and can’t help myself sometimes.
January 25, 2008
At 1:23 am AnDeC said:
He has the HIV.
January 26, 2008
At 5:04 am Paula said:
He looks lost.
January 26, 2008
At 12:53 pm martini lover said:
those answers are hilarious candy! i guess i’ll have to go with #2. i’m so tired of him singing that every chance he gets!
January 26, 2008
At 7:10 pm Danger Mouse said:
Look at the mouth folks… He got bit by da Crack Bug.
January 26, 2008
At 10:11 pm scott said:
he looks like a leader or a rebel unit fighting a battle inside their own minds. ah, guess that was someone else.
January 26, 2008
At 10:49 pm scott said:
ok i figured it out. all the male celebs featured here are Leprechauns in another dimension.
January 26, 2008