Deep Phone Conversations with Britney Spears

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“… Is your refrigerator runnin’? … Yeah? [GIGGLES] Well, you’d better go kick it then! [PAUSE] Wait, that ain’t right. How’s it go again…? Fix it? Kill it…? Oh, whatever. Just eat it, lick it, snort it, fu*k it!” *CLICK*


Posted by Candy ♦ January 25, 2008

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11 Responses to “Deep Phone Conversations with Britney Spears”

  1. Oh hehehe! That’s a good one and I thouht I was being brilliant today when a came up with a one liner. Not so much I guess!

  2. Is she talking her British accent routine? I hope not. I really really find her British accent thang CrEePy.

  3. Unless a paparazzo put coins in for her, I bet she’s talking to the dialtone.

  4. She’s talkin’ to one of her alternate personalitiies.

  5. Jenn F.

    Like she doesn’t have five cell phones in her bag.

  6. OMG

    I am so tired of this silly ditz! I feel so damn sorry for her boys.

  7. Paula

    She has nothing to do. She just asking for attention. And would use a nasty public pay phone in this day and age, unless someone was after you. GROSS

  8. Jo Jo

    “You won’t be my lawyer, either? I promise to show up at court! Oh, alright, but thanks for accepting my collect call anyway.”

  9. OMG

    you’re right paula she does need/crave attention, i dont understand why the court system continues on the issue of her getting visitation/custody, how can she take care of her kids, when they themselves need to be loved and cared for and given tons of attention, when she herself lacks all those things within herself!??

  10. scott

    she is cute. which makes me a pathetic jerk. lol

  11. But would you take her home and babysit her?

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