Filed under: Celebrities
Nicolas Cage is foaming at the veneers over Kathleen Turner’s allegations that he was busted twice for DUI and once for stealing a dog. As you may remember, she wrote in her new book, “He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”
In response, Nic issued the following statement:
“I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans — many of whom are children — so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you’ve never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist.”
Um, the only child that’s a fan of Nicolas’ is his wife.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 25, 2008





At 2:22 pm omj said:
Keep on keeping it real, most excellent Candy.
January 25, 2008
At 3:28 pm librarian kathleen said:
Oh my. Another possibility for
Celebrity Steel “Cage” Match!
January 25, 2008
At 5:33 pm bluehawaii said:
That would be fun to watch…
January 25, 2008
At 5:50 am scott said:
Was it a talking chihuahua? If so, it could be a witness against him.
January 26, 2008
At 5:53 am scott said:
nic cage, like me, is a handsome, slim dude. she is just jealous and needs to shed some weight.
January 26, 2008
At 6:35 am Jenn F. said:
“like me”
LOL
January 26, 2008
At 8:53 am bluehawaii said:
Well, nick’s slim anyway…;)
January 26, 2008
At 11:38 am midevil said:
She was gorgeous back in the day. I like him in his movies. Too bad they can’t be friends, like maybe, they could star in a movie about neighbours who hate each other or something.
January 26, 2008
At 12:57 pm martini lover said:
nicolas cage handsome? he may be many things-like hairy and big toothed-but “handsome” is not on that list. i doubt kathleen gives a shit what he looks like. he sounds like a neurotic loser.
that said, i agree with midevil. i would watch that movie.
January 26, 2008
At 9:35 pm Carina said:
Haha, martini lover. He is an awful awful actor. Anyone with a boyfriend who likes “The Rock”, “Wicker Man”, or other such analogs will agree.
January 26, 2008