Breaking:  Nicolas Cage Declares, “I Am No Chihuahua Thief!”

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Nicolas Cage is foaming at the veneers over Kathleen Turner’s allegations that he was busted twice for DUI and once for stealing a dog. As you may remember, she wrote in her new book, “He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”

In response, Nic issued the following statement:

“I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans — many of whom are children — so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you’ve never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist.”

Um, the only child that’s a fan of Nicolas’ is his wife.


Posted by Candy ♦ January 25, 2008

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10 Responses to “Breaking: Nicolas Cage Declares, “I Am No Chihuahua Thief!””

  1. omj

    Keep on keeping it real, most excellent Candy.

  2. librarian kathleen

    Oh my. Another possibility for
    Celebrity Steel “Cage” Match!

  3. That would be fun to watch…

  4. Was it a talking chihuahua? If so, it could be a witness against him.

  5. nic cage, like me, is a handsome, slim dude. she is just jealous and needs to shed some weight.

  6. Jenn F.

    “like me”

    LOL

  7. Well, nick’s slim anyway…;)

  8. She was gorgeous back in the day. I like him in his movies. Too bad they can’t be friends, like maybe, they could star in a movie about neighbours who hate each other or something.

  9. martini lover

    nicolas cage handsome? he may be many things-like hairy and big toothed-but “handsome” is not on that list. i doubt kathleen gives a shit what he looks like. he sounds like a neurotic loser.

    that said, i agree with midevil. i would watch that movie.

  10. Carina

    Haha, martini lover. He is an awful awful actor. Anyone with a boyfriend who likes “The Rock”, “Wicker Man”, or other such analogs will agree.

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