Filed under: Celebrities, TomKat
…And then Adam returned to filming his new movie about a guy who’s just a big kid at heart, but his immaturity drives his bitchy girlfriend to dump him, so he punches people and yells at them in a silly voice (with Rob Schneider egging him on) — and makes many, many fart jokes, as well as a couple homophobic ones — while somehow landing the sweet girl of his dreams who is ridiculously out of his league.
FADE TO BLACK.
THE END.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 24, 2008
At 2:17 pm Vince said:
I think we would all be happy to never hear about his personal life again. Unfortunately Tom Cruises out-ethics keep causing him to make his personal life everyones business.
So just so everyone knows the rules:
Good press coverage of personal life = OK
Bad press coverage of personal life = Invasion of Privacy.
January 24, 2008
At 2:22 pm martini lover said:
ditto what vince said.
and candy-you just summed up about 90% of adam’s movies. i loved happy gilmore but he just does the same old in almost all his comedy movies. big yawn.
January 24, 2008
At 2:48 pm nashdog said:
dear baby jeebus: please let someone do a parody of adam defending tom a la chris crocker defending britters… under a blanket, lots of eyeliner, the whole thing… the jerry o’connell and craig ferguson skits made me laugh, but I think this would be just about fart-inducing… yours: nash
January 24, 2008
At 3:10 pm Javelin said:
haha candy… hear that phone ringing? it’s his agent calling to ‘express interest’ in the script you just wrote.
January 24, 2008
At 3:14 pm stell said:
LOL Javelin
January 24, 2008
At 4:09 pm midevil said:
Oh my, the comments above are just hilarious! Keep it up! *falls off chair*
January 24, 2008
At 6:09 pm scott said:
i’m sure there will be many many sequels, with more farts than laughs.
January 24, 2008
At 6:50 am Exyank said:
I just keep thinking of Adam in front of a video camera with a sheet hanging behind him, sobbing and wiping snot off his lip, begging us to “LEAVE TOM ALONE! He’s a HUMAN, you BASTARDS! Just leave him ALONE!!!” *sobsobsniffle*
January 25, 2008
At 3:45 pm librarian kathleen said:
Vince & martini lover are on target.
Let’s try to remember, fondly,
the good old days on SNL,
when Sandler did the original
(and genuinely funny)Hanukkah Song.
January 25, 2008